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NSYNC of Pop Punk. Absolutely horrendous to say the least. They use like the same 3 power chords for each of their songs and they're a bunch of woketards who wasted $100,000 on an organisation who committed fraud by buying a $6 million dollar mansion.
by UltimateDoge March 15, 2023
Get the Fall Out Boymug. The best guitarist ever who are criticised by people who can't even play Come As You Are by Nirvana.
Love or hate Herman Li, you gotta respect the amount of work and effort he puts into his songs and to hit the correct notes so fast
by UltimateDoge January 2, 2023
Get the Herman Limug. "iMaGiNaTiOn" 🌈
by UltimateDoge June 6, 2022
Get the Imaginationmug. What Shrek screams at donkey out of vexation when Shrek explained to him that ogres are like onions, but donkey kept blabbering on about cakes and parfait.
For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think.
Donkey: Example?
Shrek: Example? Okay, um, ogres are like onions.
Donkey: Sniffs They stink?
Shrek: Yes-- No!
Donkey: They make you cry?
Shrek: No!
Donkey: You leave them out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
Shrek: No! Layers! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. Sniffs You know, not everybody likes onions. Cakes! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers.
Shrek: I don't care what everyone likes. Ogres. Are not. Like cakes.
Donkey: You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Hey, let's get some parfait," they say, "No, I don't like parfait"? Parfaits are delicious.
Shrek: No! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions! End of story. Bye bye. See ya later.
Donkey: Example?
Shrek: Example? Okay, um, ogres are like onions.
Donkey: Sniffs They stink?
Shrek: Yes-- No!
Donkey: They make you cry?
Shrek: No!
Donkey: You leave them out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
Shrek: No! Layers! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. Sniffs You know, not everybody likes onions. Cakes! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers.
Shrek: I don't care what everyone likes. Ogres. Are not. Like cakes.
Donkey: You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Hey, let's get some parfait," they say, "No, I don't like parfait"? Parfaits are delicious.
Shrek: No! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions! End of story. Bye bye. See ya later.
by UltimateDoge June 24, 2021
Get the Dense, irritating, miniature beast of burdenmug. You are either a cis male, cis female, trans woman or a trans man. In summary, you are either a male or femalem You can't just claim you are some other gender which doesn't exist because that's like saying that I identify as a dragon (a mythical creature), even though in reality I'm a human. Non-Binary or any other gender which falls under that umbrella is a myth.
by UltimateDoge May 31, 2022
Get the Mythmug. by UltimateDoge April 21, 2024
Get the Tik Tokmug. by UltimateDoge June 17, 2022
Get the Teenage Dirtbagmug.