Definitions by UltimateDoge

Why? 

A question your kid will ask to annoy you when you can't buy them their favourite ice cream.

Kid:Mom! I want some ice cream!
Mom: Tough, you're not getting today
Kid: Why?

Mom: I don't have enough money
Kid: Why?
Mom: Because I said so!

Why? by UltimateDoge August 10, 2021

Dislike 

The irony is that literally every definition for the word "dislike" on urban dictionary has more dislikes than likes.

Urban dictionary is using fake dislikes to choose what goes viral and what doesn't

Dislike by UltimateDoge August 10, 2021

I am your father 

No, that's not true!

Long lost dad: I am your father

Long lost son: No! This cannot be right!

I am your father by UltimateDoge August 6, 2021

Keep your opinions to yourself 

An arrogant and deflective way to discredit someone's opinion on a certain matter if someone doesn't agree with them.

"I don't like cancel culture, they're stupid"
"Keep your opinions to yourself"

Keep your opinions to yourself by UltimateDoge August 3, 2021

V of doom 

A logo infamous for it's loud music and a large V approaching the screen.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NOOOO IT'S THE V OF DOOM!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

V of doom by UltimateDoge August 2, 2021

Guilt trip 

The act of appealing to emotion to get what you want.

Person 1: Give me the money!
Person 2: I've already gave you the money, you don't need anymore. We had a deal!
Person 1: I'M GOING TO SLIT MY WRISTS THEN! 😭😭😭😭😭
Person 2: Oh stop with the guilt trip ffs, you're just embarrassing yourself.

Guilt trip by UltimateDoge August 2, 2021

Reject 

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There is 100% chance that the urban dictionary will reject this definition.

Reject by UltimateDoge July 30, 2021