Aces High

The song by Iron Maiden with only one of the best guitar solos ever, even better than Wasted Years actually, albeit also having a good guitar solo.

Aces High is a kick ass tune

by UltimateDoge July 29, 2022

Among us

Green was the imposter

Green was the imposter, I guess you can say that flew right among us.

by UltimateDoge March 22, 2021

Wasted Years

1. A kick ass tune by Iron Maiden with one of the best guitar solos in history, although Aces High beats Wasted Years by a miniscule.

2. Me and my ex

1. "You ever heard of this banger of a tune called Wasted Years? It has a fucking good guitar solo.

"Nah but I'll give it a listen"

"Nice Nice"

2. My ex wasted years of my life only to end the relationship for petty reasons which could've been easily sorted. I once said those were the best years of my life, but now I can't say the same as I no longer treasure those moments.

by UltimateDoge July 29, 2022

Mike Dirnt

The best bassist ever

Mike Dirnt was at his prime during Dookie and Nimrod era

by UltimateDoge January 22, 2023

Why?

A question your kid will ask to annoy you when you can't buy them their favourite ice cream.

Kid:Mom! I want some ice cream!
Mom: Tough, you're not getting today
Kid: Why?

Mom: I don't have enough money
Kid: Why?
Mom: Because I said so!

by UltimateDoge August 10, 2021

Cat piano

Jeffy's favourite toy

Jeffy* plays the cat piano* MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

Mario: JEFFY STOP IT!

Jeffy: MEOW

Mario: THAT'S IT JEFFY YOU'RE GROUNDED!

by UltimateDoge April 23, 2021

Nicola Sturgeon

One who upholds democracy, but doesn't understand what it is.

The majority of the Scottish Public voted no for Independence at the 2014 IndyRef, yet Nicola Sturgeon wants to hold IndyRef2? Where's the democracy in that?

by UltimateDoge September 05, 2021