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Definitions by UltimateDoge

Sports Guy

I'm a sports guy because I'm sporty
Sports Guy by UltimateDoge August 31, 2022
I sexually identify as a fridge.
Fridge by UltimateDoge August 31, 2022

Fairytale of New York 

A Christmas song the BBC loves to whinge about because it has the word "faggot" in it and distorts it to suit their own false narrative that the song is homophobic, when really "faggot" can be used as an Irish slang to call someone a lazy person.
Fairytale of New York is not a homophobic song, so stop taking it out of context to fit your SJW narrative you whiners!

Sega Saturn 

A 32 bit home video hame console released in 1995 in North America and Europe. It shits on PlayStation and the Nintendo 64 everyday of the week.
Sega Saturn is the best console by Sega.
Sega Saturn by UltimateDoge August 30, 2022

Mitochondria 

Organelles which accomodates sufficient quantities of enzymes required for respiration and where most energy is released in respiration. Heart muscle cells contain the most mitochondria with approximately 5000 mitochondria per cell. This is because the heart muscles are always active and work continously to pump blood, cells and nutrients through your body in order to maintain proper function.
Mitochondria is the powerhouse cell as it is required for energy.
Mitochondria by UltimateDoge August 30, 2022

Happily Ever After 

The sad reality is, no one ever lives happily ever after as in the real world we all run into stressful situations in life and some which can stick to us for life, therefore no one can truly live "happily ever after". It only exists in fairytales, storybooks and Disney movies.

Evanescence 

An American band with a unique music style as they can range from hard rock, emo/gothic, grunge and to metal. The same reason The Smashing Pumpkins is one of my favourite bands as their music style is also varied.
Evanescence is one of the best bands ever, hands down.
Evanescence by UltimateDoge August 30, 2022