Vanoss ADHD

When a guaranteed win is thrown away because the (supposed to be) winning team gets distracted.

Named for VanossGaming and Company, who often dick around with the last hider in hide and seek/last prop in prop hunt/ what have you. On more than one occasion, the hunters/seekers have actually lost because the remaining hider(s) distracted them while no one was paying attention to the timer, which has just run out.
Vanoss ADHD in action:

Hide and seek (Tall Seekers Edition):

The crew has the last hider (Moo) cornered in a stairwell with a bunch of boxes. There's 30 seconds left, and Moo has nowhere to escape from.

Nogla: Hey, little guy.

Moo: No! Get back! NO! Get back! GET BACK!

Terroriser: Put the box down!
Vanoss: Take the box from him!
Moo: Noooo! I didn't know you could do that! W-w-wait! Let's talk about this!

Vanoss: You trying to go out the other side?

Moo: No, no.... (The time runs out) Just kidding, I won!

Nogla: Ahhh! That little sneaky bastard! He distracted us with boxes!
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I Love Democracy

The phrase that you say when you like how a vote turns out.
"What's the worst pet to have?"

DOG: 5%

CAT: 7%
A KID: 88%

"I love democracy."
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In My Life

A somber song by The Beatles about old friends who have come and gone.
There are places I remember
All my life, though some have changed

Some forever, not for better

Some have gone and some remain

All these places have their moments

With lovers and friends that I can still recall
Some are dead and some are living
In my life, I love them all

But of all these friends and lovers
There is no one compares with you
And these memories lose their meaning
When I think of love as something new
Though I know I'll never lose affection
For people and things that went before
I know I'll often stop and think about them
In my life, I love you more

In my life, I love you more
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Gordon Lightfoot

Gordon Meredith Lightfoot, Jr. (Yes...his middle name is Meredith) is a Canadian songwriter born in 1938.

He is arguably most known for his song "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald", a song/story about what happened in that horrible tragedy. Some of his other well-known songs include "Sundown", "Black Day in July", "Early Morning Rain" and many more.

Lightfoot has been having many health issues since 2002, and was even the victim of a death hoax in 2010. However the 81-year-old singer continues to perform to this day.
Gordon Lightfoot must have lied that he doesn't have a middle name a lot throughout his life...I certainly would if my middle name was a female name.
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John Bain Syndrome

When you die from a disease or other illness that you made fun of in the past.
John Bain Syndrome got its name from John Peter Bain A.K.A "The Cynical Brit." In the early 2010s, he came under fire for telling someone to "go get cancer and die."

Needless to say, the Internet was NOT very sympathetic when he revealed that he had cancer himself, citing this infamous moment many times. They practically rejoiced when he revealed that it was terminal.
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Slap

Damn, this music slaps bro
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Made Me A Liar

A phrase used when someone is instantly proven wrong.
"There is no way you can flip a coin ten times and land on the same side each time."

(A few moments later)

"Well...you made me a liar."
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