Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson
Urban Dementia
Urban Dementia by Ubeenbamboozledson July 8, 2024
To Kill a Mocking Bird
To Kill a Mocking Bird by Ubeenbamboozledson July 5, 2024
ARFID
Avoidant-Restrictive Food Intake Disorder - A largely unknown and extremely misunderstood eating disorder that causes extreme food sensitivities and distress when trying new foods. The most common symptom is a limited (and very poor) diet, which can cause numerous issues. ARFID commonly coexists with autism, itself a common cause of food sensitivities.
ARFID is different from picky eating in that it is not something you grow out of. It is not "immature." People with ARFID long to be able to experience food like a normal person. Unfortunately, virtually no one understands this; as a result, ableism runs rampant with this disorder.
ARFID is different from picky eating in that it is not something you grow out of. It is not "immature." People with ARFID long to be able to experience food like a normal person. Unfortunately, virtually no one understands this; as a result, ableism runs rampant with this disorder.
ARFID by Ubeenbamboozledson July 3, 2024
Do you hear yourself talk
Do you hear yourself talk by Ubeenbamboozledson July 3, 2024
SSSniperWolf
A horrible human being whom "degenerate" doesn't even begin to describe. Proof that you can get away with anything as long as you are "attractive" by the Internet's standards.
Fortunately, a brave fella named Jacksfilms decided to call her out on her bullshit, resulting in the most dramatic Youtube feud ever (he's utterly decimating her).
Fortunately, a brave fella named Jacksfilms decided to call her out on her bullshit, resulting in the most dramatic Youtube feud ever (he's utterly decimating her).
Fuck SSSniperWolf
SSSniperWolf by Ubeenbamboozledson June 23, 2024
Carbuncle
What's worse than one boil? Several boils clustered together! Please take care of yourself and especially your skin, because you do NOT want to have one of these. It won't kill you, but it will make you wish that you were dead.
If only the carbuncle would eat itself instead of remaining on your skin and causing you horrific pain.
Carbuncle by Ubeenbamboozledson June 11, 2024
Boil
Imagine you have a pimple.
Now, imagine it's huge and sensitive; so sensitive that if even your clothes brush against it, it hurts like a motherfucker. (If you actually hit it against something, nobody will blame you for screaming, swearing, and/or crying.)
Next, imagine that it takes several days of constantly attacking it before it finally stops hurting and starts to shrink. Also, you have to wait until it becomes vulnerable and occasionally take breaks even then.
Then, imagine that it can and will appear only in places where it's easy to aggravate. If one appear in your groin area, or - even better (not) - ON YOUR PRIVATES, buckle up, because it's gonna be miserable.
Next, imagine that when it's finally on the way out, it may still take another week to fully disappear. And even then, there's a good chance that more will show up unless you do take action.
And just like that, you have a boil. Fun, isn't it? (No, it's not.)
Now, imagine it's huge and sensitive; so sensitive that if even your clothes brush against it, it hurts like a motherfucker. (If you actually hit it against something, nobody will blame you for screaming, swearing, and/or crying.)
Next, imagine that it takes several days of constantly attacking it before it finally stops hurting and starts to shrink. Also, you have to wait until it becomes vulnerable and occasionally take breaks even then.
Then, imagine that it can and will appear only in places where it's easy to aggravate. If one appear in your groin area, or - even better (not) - ON YOUR PRIVATES, buckle up, because it's gonna be miserable.
Next, imagine that when it's finally on the way out, it may still take another week to fully disappear. And even then, there's a good chance that more will show up unless you do take action.
And just like that, you have a boil. Fun, isn't it? (No, it's not.)
Boil by Ubeenbamboozledson June 11, 2024