Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson
Hitboxed
When you get hit by an attack in-game that CLEARLY missed you. Being hitboxed is a hallmark of bad game design.
It is also called "Hitreg" or "Hitregging", depending on who you ask.
It is also called "Hitreg" or "Hitregging", depending on who you ask.
Hitboxed by Ubeenbamboozledson September 25, 2021
I Lagged
A common excuse for when someone has an epic fail moment in a video game. It's frequently ridiculed as being too generic, to the point that people overlook that sometimes it's legit. Some people have crappy internet.
"Why did you do so bad? You're usually pretty good."
"I lagged."
"Ah, I see. I know you don't go easy on anyone, so I knew something was wrong."
"Yes. If I was having an off day I would've just told you that, but it is actually my Internet having an off day..."
"I lagged."
"Ah, I see. I know you don't go easy on anyone, so I knew something was wrong."
"Yes. If I was having an off day I would've just told you that, but it is actually my Internet having an off day..."
I Lagged by Ubeenbamboozledson September 25, 2021
Lewding
Cat Girls / Nekos are often subject to lewding. Most of the Internet does not seem to understand that they can be wholesome and are not just playthings for you to stick your...stick into.
Lewding by Ubeenbamboozledson September 25, 2021
I thlammed my penith in the car door
A ridiculous stupid Youtube video that brings back memories of when Youtube was...ridiculously stupid. It must be seen to be believed.
Daffy Duck: I thlammed my penith in the car door.
PaRappa: You slammed your penis in the car door!
*Car door slamming*
"OOOOOOOOOHHHH!"
*Daffy dies*
PaRappa: You slammed your penis in the car door!
*Car door slamming*
"OOOOOOOOOHHHH!"
*Daffy dies*
I thlammed my penith in the car door by Ubeenbamboozledson September 25, 2021
Harry Belafonte Syndrome
When a famous person who generally stays out of politics suddenly becomes extremely political for seemingly no reason.
Harry Belafonte Syndrome was named for the actor and musician of the same name (Duh). He was very popular and famous until the mid-late 2000s, when he suddenly revealed that he is a registered democrat. Suddenly, he became an extreme liberal activist. He even said in 2012 that anyone who opposes the re-election of Barack Obama should be sent to prison. This statement landed him in very hot water, and he was harshly censured before effectively falling off the face of the earth. However, he is still alive, and his liberal activism is still dominant over his musical talent.
Harry Belafonte Syndrome by Ubeenbamboozledson September 25, 2021
Catapult Nightmare
A rare phenomenon where a person uncontrollably bolts upright in bed and screams at the top of their lungs during the climax of a horrible nightmare. The nightmare in question almost, if not always involves the dreamer in a scary situation where they are about to be killed while also being completely helpless to stop it. But just when the unfortunate dreamer is killed/is about to be killed, the phenomenon occurs. Bonus points if it's a lucid dream.
In one episode of The Big Bang Theory, Sheldon experiences a catapult nightmare when he has a vivid dream where Santa Claus appears in his living room and is about to kill him with a giant cannon as revenge for a ridiculous comment he made in a roleplay earlier that day that involved giving Santa a very hard kick in his "Bowl full of jelly" and feeding him to ogres.
As soon as Santa lights the fuse on the cannon, Sheldon wakes up and immediately positions himself upright while screaming for Leonard, and the episode ends.
As soon as Santa lights the fuse on the cannon, Sheldon wakes up and immediately positions himself upright while screaming for Leonard, and the episode ends.
Catapult Nightmare by Ubeenbamboozledson September 24, 2021
Mala
An underrated Youtube ASMRtist who tends to take things in a more scary direction, playing the role of an extremely sadistic Yandere in her videos. But considering how...sultry her voice sounds, it's almost like she was made for this kind of thing. The videos where the roles are reversed are even more popular, as her voice seems to fit even better when she is the submissive one.
Warning: Her videos generally lean somewhat close into 18+ territory, but none of them are age-restricted. They can be downright scary and sometimes a bit lewd, but the "lewdness" part is very light and not nearly as bad as some more blatant ones.
Warning: Her videos generally lean somewhat close into 18+ territory, but none of them are age-restricted. They can be downright scary and sometimes a bit lewd, but the "lewdness" part is very light and not nearly as bad as some more blatant ones.
Mala by Ubeenbamboozledson September 24, 2021