December 16

The worst day to have your birthday on, according to researchers.

Most of us would say the worst day to have a birthday is December 20-31, but it's not. Funny how that works.
Beethoven's birthday was December 16, the worst birthday ever. Poor guy must have been miserable.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 22, 2020
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No Child Left Behind

In very, VERY simple terms: "Schools cannot hold kids back for performing poorly."

The result: Take it from a random Reddit user - "There are kids in my college with a Kindergarten reading level."

Basically, every kid will always advance to the next grade, even if they perform so badly that they should very well actually be pushed BACK a grade.
"No Child Left Behind" is why kids today are fucking retarded
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Gay Entitlement Syndrome

When a person who is gay or is of some other nonstandard sexual orientation believes that they deserve absolutely fucking everything under the sun because they are different. They are exactly the reason why gays/bi's/whatever get such an awful rap.
Pride month is basically the pinnacle of Gay Entitlement Syndrome. You're not special just because you're attracted by people of the same sex; you are not above anyone else.
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Let Yourself Go

To let yourself go means to stop caring about yourself and your outward appearance/hygiene, usually because of depression and/or a traumatic event. Typically, a person who has let themselves go will rarely if ever leave their house unless they absolutely have to, and as a result they will balloon themselves up to quite an unhealthy weight. Their confused friend(s) will often try to get them to come out of their shell, usually with no success.
I know that your mother was a very important person in your life, but you can't just let yourself go now that she's gone.
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I Love Democracy

The phrase that you say when you like how a vote turns out.
"What's the worst pet to have?"

DOG: 5%

CAT: 7%
A KID: 88%

"I love democracy."
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Wheels

A derogatory term for someone who uses a wheelchair.

It originates from the true final mission of Grand Theft Auto V (Deathwish/The Third Way). After escaping the ambush at the foundry, Franklin calls Lester. When he asks if "The other one" (Trevor) is alright, he angrily calls Lester "Wheels."
Franklin: "Listen, I got you on speakerphone Lester."

Lester: "Oh. Did Mike make it?"

Michael: "Yeah, I'm here."

Lester: "And the other one?"

Trevor: "I'll see you put in the ground, wheels!"

Lester: "Uh-huh."
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Depression Scale

When you suffer from MDD (depression), some days are better than others. You may feel fine one day, but the next day you'll feel like you want to die.

The following is a "scale" of how a depressed person's days can go. To make this less confusing, the person will be referred to as "Bob."
The Depression Scale

LEVEL ZERO: Good days

Bob exhibits absolutely no symptoms of depression, and may even appear quite happy.

LEVEL ONE: Standard days

Bob will appear fine on the outside, but on the inside he feels gloomy and disinterested. Don't expect him to tell you about it, though.

LEVEL TWO: Bad days

Things haven't been going well for Bob. Unlike level one where he just feels down, level two depression is where he actually has a reason to feel the way they does. He will most likely want to be alone, and will deflect all forms of conversation.

LEVEL THREE: Mental Breakdown

Bob has had an absolutely awful day and cannot suppress how he feels any longer. He'll tell just about anyone who's willing to lend an ear, and will probably start sobbing halfway through.

LEVEL FOUR: Self-harm

Bob feels so numb inside, he has resorted to physically hurting himself in order to feel something, anything. He doesn't care how dangerous it is for his health; he stopped caring about himself a long time ago.

LEVEL FIVE: Ending it all

Bob is done. He's been pushed around and bullied enough by the universe, and has decided that the only option left is to take his own life.
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