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Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson

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"Where are you right now?"

"🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃 on my way"

Old Enough to Be Your Father

Used to emphasize how old someone is.
"How old is Jerry?"

"Old enough to be your father."

It Was Rated R

Squidward: Why couldn't the 11-year-old get in the pirate movie?

Mr. Krabs: Why?

Squidward: It was rated R!
Hahahaha! Arr! ...Because it's...about...pirates?

Castlevania: The Adventure 

The first Castlevania game for the Gameboy, and almost inarguably the worst game in the entire series. The music is pretty damn good, just like in any Castlevania game...and that's really the only good thing anyone has to say about it.
With a protagonist that moves slower than a sedated turtle and can't jump to save his life, a lack of subweapons which are present in all the other games, a lot of sections where you MUST get invincibility to avoid getting hit as soon as you spawn, a stage that becomes unwinnable if you take the wrong path, a weapon that downgrades when you get hit, a multitude of sections where it's impossible to NOT get hit without whip upgrades, insultingly easy boss fights (except for Dracula, whose second form is actually quite tough), and tricky parkour sections that are made almost impossible by the painfully slow movement of the protagonist, Castlevania: The Adventure is often considered one of the worst games for the Gameboy.
A left-wing biased website where liberals cry about things they disagree with. Oh, and it used to be a place where people vented when they had a bad day. FML
FML by Ubeenbamboozledson May 13, 2022

2021 Free Expression Awards 

A Youtube video that, prior to the removal of the removal of dislikes, had the lowest like/dislike ratio on the entire website, with less than 200 likes and over 53,000 dislikes. For every like on the video, there was approximately 265 dislikes. That's a ratio of about 0.003%.

The extreme hatred of the video comes from the fact that it has Susan Wojcicki, the CEO of Youtube, who is widely hated by everyone on the platform. The removal of dislikes six months after the video was uploaded has been widely perceived as a very hypocritical and pathetic attempt to save face.
Youtube Rewind may hold the record for the most disliked video on Youtube, but the 2021 Free Expression Awards has the worst like/dislike ratio, leaving many users contested as to which video is worse.

I'm Deceased

A Reddit award used to reward something that is extremely hilarious.
"I'm Deceased" Award
Call an ambulance. I'm laughing too hard.