USAF Cadet 's definitions

Cadet Menage a Trois

A Cadet Menage a Trois is a three-way that three male cadets have when they get together and spit-roast each other.

Now and then, when Matt's friend, Jamie, drops by, we all have a Cadet Menage a Trois

by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021

hard-ball

hard-ball is a sex-toy that a guy uses to make another dude have a cumtastic orgasm -- similar to The Seven Knots of Singapore. He strings four hardballs together with a leather cord, lubes them up, and then forces them up a dude's asshole and pulls them out one by one as he's jacking the dude off and he begins to blow his load.

Matt tried something new on me -- he wanted to play hard-ball with me and when I came, I blew my load everywhere!

by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021

WOW

WOW is MOM spelled upside-down.

I gave my Mom a bronze paperweight that said "MOM", but she thought it said "WOW"!

by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021

handball

To handball is to fist-fuck a guy.

I went to the Handball Express in San Francisco a few times, and I always left feeling stuffed!

by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021

rubber sheet

A rubber sheet is a protective covering to keep your bedding dry.

When I was a teenager, my Mom put a rubber sheet on my Wonder-bed because that's where I jacked off every morning and every night - and I really blow a load when I cum!

by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021

skin flute

A skin flute is a guy's big hard boner.

Matt asked me if I was musical, and said that if I was, I should play his skin flute!

by USAF Cadet August 30, 2021

skin floutist

A skin floutist is a guy who likes to suck dick.

I'm going to smoke some dope and and get all the other skin floutists together for a concert!

by USAF Cadet August 30, 2021