turd-splitter

A turd-splitter is a guy's anal sphincter.
Matt pushed his big dick up my turd-splitter and had a cumgasm!
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021
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go down on

go down on means to suck a guy's dick
Matt and I go down on each other nearly every day!
by USAF Cadet July 30, 2021
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jack me off

jack me off is what a guy tells his jack-off squire to do as he lies back, arms up under his head, and says, Go for it ! ... and take your time!
Since I'm Matt's jack-off squire, I often hear him say "jack me off".
by USAF Cadet August 15, 2021
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hands-free blowjob

A hands-free blowjob is a dick-sucking a guy can give without using his hands -- MOUTH ONLY.
Sometimes, Matt wants me to give him a hands-free blowjob!
by USAF Cadet June 28, 2021
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MBSCSDD

A MBSCSDD is a Master of Back-Stabbing, Cork-Screwing, and Double-Dealing.
tRumpty was a MBSCSDD!
by USAF Cadet September 03, 2021
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asshole

A guy's asshole is the entry-way to his fuck chute.
Four dudes stuck their boners into my asshole last night and fucked me silly!
by USAF Cadet July 06, 2021
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tarte de cum

A tarte de cum is a cum tart.
One of my favorite desserts is tarte de cum!
by USAF Cadet November 23, 2020
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