cum

cum is the yummy cream-colored fluid that comes out of a guy's dick when he jacks off and has a cumgasm
Oh shit! I just had an awesome cumshot and sent ropes of cum flying!
by USAF Cadet September 25, 2020
mugGet the cummug.

Devil's Triangle

A Devil's Triangle is the triangular patch of hair extending from a few wispy-hairs below a guy's navel to a luxurious growth of fragrant bush surrounding a dude's crotch-rocket.
I love sucking the dick my cadet roomie, Matt, and burying my nose in his Devil's Triangle as I suck a cumgasm out of his big banana!
by USAF Cadet January 23, 2021
mugGet the Devil's Trianglemug.

butt-crack cumgasm

A butt-crack cumgasm is the orgasm a guy gets between his butt-cheeks when the guy fucking his lower boy-hole withdraws his fuck-stick just before he cums and blows his load all over the dude's boy-crack and another dude licks it up.
Matt was fucking the shit out of me, and then he had a butt-crack cumgasm and blew his load on my butt-crack and another licked it up!
by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021
mugGet the butt-crack cumgasmmug.

goop

goop is a guy's cum.
My cum-buddy jacked me off this morning, and I blew my goop everywhere!
by USAF Cadet September 30, 2021
mugGet the goopmug.
because it feels awesome! -- the reason young guys like to jack off.
I'm gonna beat off again -- because it feels awesome!
by USAF Cadet March 16, 2021
mugGet the because it feels awesome!mug.

dick-dog

A dick-dog is a gay/bi sandwich - a cock placed in a hotdog bun with various condiments that a dude has to eat while he's sucking your cock.
We went on an all-cadet picnic, and the other cadets kept feeding me dick-dogs!
by USAF Cadet June 29, 2021
mugGet the dick-dogmug.