Blondie

Blondie is a nickname that my cadet roomie, Matt, calls me because I have blonde pubes.

A lot of the cadets call me Blondie because I have blonde pubic hair!

by USAF Cadet January 27, 2021

braiding my pubic hair

I contemplate braiding my pubic hair when I'm bored out of my fuckin mind.

This afternoon, I was so bored that I was contemplating braiding my pubic hair!

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

condom-wank

A condom-wank is a jack-off session a guy has while wearing a condom so there's no clean-up required.

I sometimes have a condom-wank because there's no clean-up required!

by USAF Cadet September 21, 2021

a hard man is good to find

A hard man is good to find is what I tell my cadet roomie when he walks around naked with a raging boner.

A hard man is good to find is what I tell Matt when he walks around waving his his dick in my face!

by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020

car-jacking

car-jacking is beating off in the car.

I was car-jacking and this dude saw me and wanted to suck my dick - so I let him.

by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021

Five-Minute Spit-Roast

A Five-Minute Spit-Roast is a spit-roasting that a group of cadets give to another cadet. Each of the other cadets in the pod (5) give the 6th a spit-roasting, but they can fuck him in his mouth or asshole for only five minutes at a time, and then they have to let someone else in. The guys keep doing this until everyone has had at least one cumgasm.

Almost every month my roomies give me a Five-Minute Spit-roast!

by USAF Cadet August 15, 2021

bonerize

To bonerize a guy means to fuck another guy in his asshole until you both have cumgasms.

My cadet roomie, Matt, bonerized me three times last night!

by USAF Cadet March 28, 2021