USAF Cadet 's definitions

pound your pud

To pound your pud means to jack off forcefully.

When you wake up, you often just NEED to pound your pud!

by USAF Cadet June 28, 2021

blonde minge

blonde minge is a blonde pussy.

I have blonde pubes -- I wonder if any female cadets have blonde minge!

by USAF Cadet September 11, 2021

my quarantine masturbation routine

my quarantine maturbation routine is : smoke dope, watch porn, jack off, cum, smile, repeat!

Yeah ... it's time for my quarantine masturbation routine!

by USAF Cadet October 2, 2020

Fox

A Fox is a guy who likes randy sex -- rimming assholes, and sucking dicks, anytime, anywhere, with abandon.

Matt calls me a Fox -- I don't know why - ha-ha!

by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021

double-cream filling

A double-cream filling is what a guy gets when he's double-dicked in his mouth or asshole.

A couple of my cadet roomies gave me a double-cream filling last night before I went to bed!

by USAF Cadet August 10, 2021

classroom boner

A classroom boner is a spontaneous erection that a guy gets when he's in class.

In aeronautics class today, I got a classroom boner!

by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020

de-platformed

To be de-platformed is to have all of one's social media accounts suspended like tRumpty, and the Pillow Man's, Rudy Fooliani's, tRumpty Jr's and several others for advocating sedition.

It's about time that Trumpty has been de-platformed!

by USAF Cadet January 16, 2021