USAF Cadet 's definitions

jockstrap cum-flakes

jockstrap cum-flakes are the pearly-white dried remnants of a guy's cumgasm in his jock.

A bunch of us cadets get together now and then and scrape the jockstrap cum-flakes out of our jocks, so we can snort cumcaine later!

by USAF Cadet July 10, 2021

french my asshole and make me cum !

french my asshole and make me cum ! is what my roomie, Matt, says to me when he wants me to rim and tongue-fuck his asshole until he has a cumgasm.

Matt often says to me "french my asshole and make me cum !" -- so I do and he really moans!

by USAF Cadet September 1, 2021

butt-pussy

butt-pussy is a guy's asshole.

When I was a teenager, chicken-hawks were always trying to get into my butt-pussy!

by USAF Cadet August 14, 2021

squeeze & shake

squeeze & shake is what most guys do to their dicks when they're done taking a piss.

I always squeeze & shake when I finish taking a piss so I won't get a wet spot on my pants.

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

back-yard pup-tent sleep-over

A back-yard pup-tent sleep-over is when a guy invites a good boy friend over to party and spend the night sucking, fucking, and playing with each other's teen boners until they fall asleep -- then they wake up, take care of each other's morning wood, and then go inside and have eggs and waffles, fruit, and milk that your Mom made.

I had a lot of back-yard pup-tent sleep-overs when I was a younger teenager!

by USAF Cadet February 11, 2021

au naturel

au naturel means naked

Nearly all the cadets in my pod walk around au naturel , sometimes with boners!

by USAF Cadet September 23, 2021

cum-breath

cum-breath is the smell on my breath after I give my cadet roomie a blowjob and cumgasm.

I just gave Skip a BJ, and now I've got cum-breath!

by USAF Cadet October 17, 2020