USAF Cadet 's definitions

woodie

A woodie is an insistent boner.

I often get a spontaneous woodie!

by USAF Cadet July 13, 2021

rim-suck position

The rim-suck position is the 69 position except one guy sucks dick while the other dude rims the asshole in front of him.

Matt likes me to get into the 69 position, but instead of sucking dick he rims my asshole until we both have awesome cumgasms in the rim-suck position!

by USAF Cadet September 21, 2021

whack off

To whack off means to beat your meat forcefully.

When I've got morning wood I whack off!

by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020

rim

rim means to kiss, lick, and fuck with your tongue another dude's fuck-hole.

My roomie Matt, likes to rim my boi-pussy before he fucks me with his raging boner!

by USAF Cadet November 6, 2020

Cum-Kleen

Cum-Kleen is a personal wipe that a guy can use to clean up the load he shoots all over his tits, chest, abs, and pubes when he jacks off.

I've got a box of Cum-Kleen packets to clean myself up after I blow my load.

by USAF Cadet August 16, 2021

Sloppy Seconds

Sloppy Seconds is what a guy gets if he fucks an asshole shortly after any other guy has plowed and seeded it when he juiced in the fuckee's tube.

Matt doesn't like Sloppy Seconds, so when some of our friends drop by our room, he insists on being the first to juice himself in my asshole!

by USAF Cadet February 1, 2021

jockstrap sniffer

A jockstrap sniffer is a cadet who likes to jack off while he's smelling the cum-stained jockstraps of fellow cadets in the cadet locker-room.

I became a jockstrap sniffer after smelling my cadet roomie's jock in the shower lockers.

by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020