A Pennsylvania Hot-Pocket is the result of fucking a guy's boy-hole with a large knobby pickle and his dick until he has a cumgasm and makes pickle relish which the fuckee has to eat on crackers.
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021
by USAF Cadet January 16, 2021
A Corona-gasm is the gasm that a guy has when he puts only the crown of a tube-steake in his mouth -- (probably because his cock-head is too big to get in his mouth)-- and sucks a mouthful of creamy goodness out of his throbbing dick and swallows it or sno-balls it first.
by USAF Cadet February 01, 2021
A dick-in-a-box is guy's big boner stuck through a hole in a gift-box and gift-wrapped to give your cocksucker for Christmas.
by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020
A hand job deluxe is what your masturbation buddy gives you if you want one (I always do!) -- he sticks the middle finger of one hand up my boi-hole and massages my prostate, while using the others to play with my balls. He jacks me off with his other hand until I have an awesome cumgasm and blow my load, and then laps up my cum as it spurts from my dick.
by USAF Cadet January 05, 2021
FratX Night is an event that the guys in my pod (6) hold once a month, where we all watch a FraternityX porn video and do whatever the guys in the vid are doing.
We had a FratX Night last weekend, but the other cadets always want to make me the "center of attention" -- they take turns spit-roasting me and make me swallow all their cum!
by USAF Cadet August 14, 2021
A Wonder-Bed Cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he takes care of his morning wood and blows his load all over his bed.
by USAF Cadet November 16, 2020