bum-bandit

A bum-bandit is a homosexual male in the UK, because guys like to fuck other guys in their lower boy-hole.

Greg is a real bum-bandit -- he'll fuck any young dude that moves!

by USAF Cadet March 04, 2021

fuck

To fuck a guy, a dude pushes his raging boner up another guy's boy-pussy.

Matt said he was going to fuck me until we both had cumgasms -- he did and it was cumtastic!

by USAF Cadet November 06, 2020

hum-job

A hum-job is a blowjob, where the guy doing the sucking - hums! The vibrations on the dude's cock-head cause him to have an historic cumgasm when he blows his load.

Matt just gave me an awesome hum-job! I owe him one!

by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021

cum-smell

cum-smell is the odor emanating from teenage boys' bedrooms

Oh-oh -- even my friends say my bedroom has cum-smell!

by USAF Cadet October 13, 2020

meat-rack

A meat-rack is an elevated bench against a wall in a gay bar that guys sit on to display their package.

Numbers is a gay bar in San Francisco that has a meat-rack I like to sit on to display my goods!

by USAF Cadet August 23, 2021

naturally smooth

naturally smooth is having little body hair except for head, underarms and pubes.

I'm blond and naturally smooth, so the other cadets like to have cumgasms in my cute, pink boyhole!

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

classroom boner

A classroom boner is a spontaneous erection that a guy gets when he's in class.

In aeronautics class today, I got a classroom boner!

by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020