spunk

spunk is chunky cum
I jacked off and blew a load of spunk!
by USAF Cadet November 09, 2020
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Nut-Bra

A Nut-Bra is a Jockstrap.
I forgot to take my Nut-Bra to the gym today, so I had to freeball all afternoon!
by USAF Cadet September 06, 2021
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sports massage

A sports massage is a regular massage, but the masseur oils a guy's cock & balls and jacks him off with a finger or two up the dude's asshole.
I like Jaime -- he gives one hell-of-a sports massage!
by USAF Cadet September 05, 2021
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Banana Butter-Cum Pie

A Banana Butter-Cum Pie is a banana-creme pie with a dollop of whipped cum on it.
The other cadets all donated their sperm so we could all have Banana Butter-Cum Pie for dessert.
by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021
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hand-job lesson

A hand-job lesson is a training exercise for hand-job squires. The guy who is giving the lesson takes the hand of the hand-job squire and gently wraps it around his own hand which is jacking his own dick. The purpose is to teach the squire the pressure, speed, rhythm, and anything else that the guy likes when he jacks off and cums.
Matt gave me a hand-job lesson to show me how he likes to be jacked off.
by USAF Cadet June 07, 2021
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Buttercup

Buttercup is the name of my first pet cat, and also one of Matt's nicknames for me.
Buttercup used to sleep with me and purr!
by USAF Cadet September 05, 2021
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Tri-Fuckta

A Tri-Fuckta is a sexual act that three guys can engage in where one guy fucks another guy in his asshole while he's being fucked in HIS butt-hole by a third dude.
Three of my roomies had a Tri-Fuckta the other night, and all of us had cumgasms -- since I was in the middle, I was fucking one cadet while another was fucking me in my boy-hole!
by USAF Cadet May 13, 2021
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