The Shades of Cum are: clear - pearly white - milky - ivory - and take the pipe-cleaner out of your cum-hole.
by USAF Cadet September 09, 2021

Bumper - Brite is an anal skin-whitening cream that some guys use to brighten-up their asshole so it looks like my pink, tight, cute, rimmable cherry-hole.
Some of the other cadets use Bumper - Brite to whiten their boy-hole so they have a fuck-chute opening like mine!
by USAF Cadet February 10, 2021

by USAF Cadet September 18, 2021

night-water cum is the pearly-white cumshots of other guys who jack off in the water glass of nightstand water a guy drinks during the night when he's thirsty.
by USAF Cadet August 09, 2021

by USAF Cadet September 23, 2020

fuck me till it hurts! is what a guy tells the dude who is just sticking his raging boner up your asshole.
by USAF Cadet August 09, 2021

a wonder-bed is a foam mattress with clean, crisp sheets that a guy likes to fall asleep on, wake up and jack off and have a cumgasm in every morning.
by USAF Cadet September 19, 2020
