I stuck my dick through the glory-hole, and some young hottie sucked me off and I had an awesome dark-gasm!
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021
A cum-pillow is a separate pillow that a guy uses to fuck something fluffy to take care of his morning wood and give himself a pillow-gasm so he doesn't get his good goose-down cum-mop cum-wet when he blows his load.
I brought my old cum-pillow from home when I came to the Academy - mine is a "Pillow-Man" cum-soaker!
by USAF Cadet February 03, 2021
Fleshlight cum is the accumulated cumshots a guy leaves in his Fleshlight after masturbating with it so he can use his own cum as lube the next time.
I sometimes come across other friends' Fleshlights in their rooms, and I always suck the Fleshlight cum out of them!
by USAF Cadet April 21, 2021
The rim-suck position is the 69 position except one guy sucks dick while the other dude rims the asshole in front of him.
Matt likes me to get into the 69 position, but instead of sucking dick he rims my asshole until we both have awesome cumgasms in the rim-suck position!
by USAF Cadet September 21, 2021
A woodie is an insistent boner.
by USAF Cadet July 13, 2021
That dude from the 2nd squadron fucked me with his foot-long hot-dog and I swear I could taste his cum when he blew his load up my ass!
by USAF Cadet September 14, 2021
An inflatable spine is what Republiturds like 'Lyin Ted' Cruz and 'Moscow Mitch' McConnell have, who need tRumpty to blow up and inflate their teenie weenies and try to look like they have a backbone.
I can't believe all the Republiturds who have sold their souls so that tRumpty will blow up their teenie weenies to inflate their inflatable spines!
by USAF Cadet February 09, 2021