squeeze & shake

squeeze & shake is what most guys do to their dicks when they're done taking a piss.
I always squeeze & shake when I finish taking a piss so I won't get a wet spot on my pants.
by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020
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Cocktoberfest

Cocktoberfest is the entire month of October when a guy who is observing it jacks off and cums as many times as possible.
I jacked off 125 times for Cocktoberfest!
by USAF Cadet November 20, 2020
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cock-fight

A cock-fight is a sexual act - a contest between two or more guys where each guy with a raging boner "sword-fights" the others with their hard dicks -- the first to lose his erection has to suck the others off.
Now and then, a bunch of us horny cadets get together for a good cock-fight!
by USAF Cadet March 25, 2021
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Assume the Position

Assume the Position is what Matt tells me to do when he wants me to suck his dick and take his load -- naked and blindfolded, on my knees, facing his raging boner, with my hands behind my back, mouth open, eager to put my mouth on his 8" cock, so he can hold my head and shove his dick down my throat and fuck my mouth until he has a cumgasm and I swallow his creamy load and say "thank you sir"
Matt always says "Assume the Position" when he wants me to suck his dick!
by USAF Cadet January 13, 2021
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jockstrap cum-flakes

jockstrap cum-flakes are the pearly-white dried remnants of a guy's cumgasm in his jock.
A bunch of us cadets get together now and then and scrape the jockstrap cum-flakes out of our jocks, so we can snort cumcaine later!
by USAF Cadet July 10, 2021
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pocket pool

pocket pool is a pastime a lot of cadets engage in -- playing with their cock & balls through a pant-pocket.
by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020
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Afternoon Delight

Afternoon Delight is a blowjob a guy gets in the afternoon.
I went to the library this afternoon and another cadet gave me a blowjob in the restroom -- I said "Thank you for your service" after my Afternoon Delight!
by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020
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