USAF Cadet's definitions

Weener Cleener Soap

Weener Cleener Soap is a novelty soap shaped like a penis ring. Just a few strokes up and down a guy's dick gives the dude a rock-hard boner and cleans his cock at the same time.

I bought some Weener Cleener Soap for some of the guys, and now they're using it to take care of their morning wood in the cadet showers!

by USAF Cadet August 3, 2021

head-cheese

head-cheese is duck-butter -- a waxy combination of cum, piss, sweat, and dead dick-head cells that can accumulate under an uncircumcised guy's foreskin on his corona.

I sucked off this uncut cadet's dick -- he tasted good - even his head-cheese!

by USAF Cadet July 1, 2021

Beercan

Beercan is the nickname I gave another cadet with a big fat dick who fucks me in my mouth or boy-hole until he has a cumgasm.

Beercan is coming to my room and I'm gonna try to suck a cumgasm out of him!

by USAF Cadet October 17, 2020

jerk-mate

A jerk-mate is a cum-buddy.

Matt is my favorite jerk-mate!

by USAF Cadet January 27, 2021

Cookie Cum

Cookie Cum is the cumgasm that a guy deposits on a cookie when he's playing "Cum-on-a-Cookie" with his jack-off buddies.

I played "Cum-on-a-Cookie" with some of my buds Saturday night -- I lost so they fed me the Cookie Cum!

by USAF Cadet June 27, 2021

dental dam

A dental dam is a piece of latex sheeting (like a condom) that a guy can place over another dude's asshole if he wants to rim him without tasting his shit-hole.

I never use a dental dam when I rim Matt's asshole -- I like the taste of his butt-juice!

by USAF Cadet July 4, 2021

leaking

leaking is oozing pre-cum out of your dick when you've been stroking your cock for a long time.

I was leisurely stroking my cock while watching porn for three hours, and I was leaking the whole time!

by USAF Cadet July 31, 2021