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teen cum is the cumgasm, a sweet/salty and tasty fluid, that a teenage boy squirts out his dick past his tits when he blows his load as he jacks himself off.
by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020
Get the teen cum mug.A Whittaker Bowl is a toilet with a deep bowl that is tRumpty's acting something's only claim to fame.
I need to buy a Whittaker Bowl - my dick is so long that it gets wet when I sit on the toilet to shit!
by USAF Cadet September 4, 2021
Get the Whittaker Bowl mug.A naked scuba suck-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when his diving buddy sucks his dick and gives him an under-water blowjob and cumgasm.
My cadet roomie, Matt, went scuba-diving, and I gave him an under-water naked scuba suck-gasm and swallowed it!
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Get the cum-rush cumgasm mug.To waterboard a guy, several dudes hold another guy upside-down on an incline board and place a towel over his face, and then they throw water on his face, making him unable to breathe and he thinks he's going to die.
A bunch of my friends gave me a waterboard party today in the cadet showers -- they gave me a 300mg Viagra, held me down, covered my face with a shower towel, and jacked off on it until I had a several cumgasms myself because I thought I was going to die! I felt like I was drowning in my own cum!
by USAF Cadet November 7, 2020
Get the waterboard mug.Yeah ... I belonged to a fraternity before I came to the Academy -- Once, as part of my Fraternity Initiation - they gave me 300 mg of some boner-maker drug, duct-taped me naked and blindfolded to a flagpole, white-washed and "decorated" my body and genitals, and jacked me off with a Fleshlight several times while they took videos of me.
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