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Definitions by USAF Cadet

whack off 

When I've got morning wood I whack off!
whack off by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020

bus-boner 

A bus-boner is the hard-on a guy gets when he rides a bus.
I still get a bus-boner whenever I ride a bus!
bus-boner by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020

dick-gasm 

A dick-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he smokes Maui Wowie and jacks off feeling like every cell in his cock is going to explode.
I smoked some weed, and I'm looking forward to an awesome dick-gasm!
dick-gasm by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020

popcorn fuck

A popcorn fuck is when a guy puts popcorn up your boy-hole and fucks you until you both have cumgasms, and then pops the corn and makes you eat it - tastes like cumgasm.
My cadet roomie, Matt, sometimes gives me a popcorn fuck up my boy-hole, and fucks me silly, and when I force the kernals out of my ass, he pops them and makes me eat some!
popcorn fuck by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020

high & tight

high & tight is how some cadets (like me) are circumcised.
My cadet roomie is circumcised and cut high & tight like me!
high & tight by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020

sleep suck-gasm

A sleep suck-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he fucks a guy in the mouth and has a cumgasm while he's asleep.
Matt occasionally has a sleep suck-gasm when he fucks my mouth and has a cumgasm -- I can always tell though, because I have his cum-taste in my mouth afterward!
sleep suck-gasm by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

cock-strap

A cock-strap is a leather strap that a guy puts around his cock & balls to keep his nuts from receding, thereby prolonging the time it takes to have a cumgasm. It also makes a guy's dick rock-hard.
Matt, my cadet roomie, gave me a cock-strap for my birthday!
cock-strap by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020