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Trump-gasm

A Trump-gasm is lke his presidency ... a failed orgasm.
Moscow Mitch must have had a Trump-gasm over that!
by USAF Cadet October 23, 2020
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inflatable spine

An inflatable spine is what Republiturds like 'Lyin Ted' Cruz and 'Moscow Mitch' McConnell have, who need tRumpty to blow up and inflate their teenie weenies and try to look like they have a backbone.
I can't believe all the Republiturds who have sold their souls so that tRumpty will blow up their teenie weenies to inflate their inflatable spines!
by USAF Cadet February 9, 2021
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uncut

uncut is a dick that has not been circumcised
I've always wondered what it would be like to jack off with an uncut dick!
by USAF Cadet October 29, 2020
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3 MINS

3 MINS means three minutes -- the amount of time it usually takes me to jack off and have a cumgasm.
Here at the Academy, 3 MINS is how long it takes me to take care of my morning wood!
by USAF Cadet August 21, 2021
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Gay Bukkake

Gay Bukkake (from Japanese - meaning to splash forcefully), is a hottie being ejaculated on by seven plus guys who take turns spit-roasting him, but just before they blow their loads, they withdraw their dicks from the cum-whore's fuck-chute and blast their loads on his face, in his mouth, and down his throat which he tries to swallow.
Some cadets cornered me in the locker-room today and gave me Gay Bukkake!
by USAF Cadet January 20, 2021
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Spit-Roast Royale

A Spit-Roast Royale is a sex act where one guy gets spit-roasted while he jacks off -- ideal if all the dudes have cumgasms at the same time.
One of my all-time favorite things to is to get a Spit-Roast Royale and have all of us cum at the same time!
by USAF Cadet September 2, 2021
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spoiled rich-boy prat

A spoiled rich-boy prat is a guy who gets everything he wants, whose parents are wealthy, and who is arrogant, proud, and blond-haired.
My cadet roomie, Matt, thinks I'm a spoiled rich-boy prat -- dunno - maybe I am!
by USAF Cadet November 15, 2020
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