USAF Cadet's definitions

underwater cum

underwater cum : the diaphanous squirts and threads of a guy's cumgasm underwater when he's jacking off in the bathtub or in a swimming pool.

I'm always amazed at the amount of underwater cum there is after I blow my load in the pool!

by USAF Cadet January 4, 2021

cum-slit

A cum-slit is the hole on the tip of a guy's dick that's an exit for his cum and urine.

I sucked off the cadets in my room and emptied their tanks, and then I fucked their cum-slit with my tongue until they sreamed "Stop!!!" Afterward, they gave me a piss-chaser!

by USAF Cadet February 9, 2021

uranus

uranus means your anus

uranus is going to be fucked tonight.

by USAF Cadet November 13, 2020

BSBJ

A BSBJ is a blowjob a guy gets when he's stark naked

When Matt woke up this morning, I gave him a BSBJ!

by USAF Cadet March 18, 2021

Chocolate Indian

A Chocolate Indian is a guy's big cumgasm-ready boner dipped in chocolate.

Matt shouted down the hall, " Hey Skip -- come wrap your lips around my Chocolate Indian!

by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021

Velvet Scorpion

A Velvet Scorpion is a red wine enema.

My cadet roomie gave me a Velvet Scorpion and fucked me till my head was spinning!

by USAF Cadet October 16, 2020

night-water cum

night-water cum is the pearly-white cumshots of other guys who jack off in the water glass of nightstand water a guy drinks during the night when he's thirsty.

My roomies are frequently jacking off in my water glass and leaving me night-water cum to drink!

by USAF Cadet August 9, 2021