laptop cumgasm

A laptop cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he's naked in bed jacking off, and watching porn on his laptop, when he blows his load all over his keyboard.

Last night, I had a messy laptop cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet February 19, 2021

shit the bed

shit the bed means to let a turd slip out your ass after you've been butt-fucked by a dude and didn't douche before.

My boyfried fucked me in the ass, and I shit the bed -- he made me eat the turd!

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

Cum-dumpty tRumpty

Cum-dumpty tRumpty is the delusional shower-scum-sucker who believes he's going to be re-instated as President in August -- hahahahaha.

Cum-dumpty tRumpty is the King of Fools -- he just wants to stay out of jail!

by USAF Cadet July 13, 2021

cum-pumpkin

A cum-pumpkin is a large pumpkin with six holes so six guys can fuck and have cumgasms which they all eat afterward.

We bought a cum-pumpkin, and tonight six of us cadets are going to work it over!

by USAF Cadet November 10, 2020

Ser

"Ser" is what I have to call the cadets who are part of the Nights of the Round Table as I kneel before them and ask "May I suck your dick?" See "Nights of the Round Table"

Ser, May I suck your dick?

by USAF Cadet October 25, 2020

service

To service a guy, a dude sucks another guy's dick or lets him fuck your ass until he has one or more cumgasms with no reciprocation required or expected.

Matt sometimes wants ME to service his friends!

by USAF Cadet June 28, 2021

Mouth-Wide-Open lip-spreader/mouth-gag

A Mouth-Wide-Open lip-spreader/mouth-gag is a device used in some S&M scenes. A pronged steel cock-ring is inserted into a bottom's mouth and fastened with a leather strap. He's blindfolded and handcuffed and his mouth is now ready for use. After being given 300mg of the boner-maker drug, Viagra, Boy may be forced to wear a cock-cage, leather ball-stretcher and puppy-dog tail

Once, I went to a leather bath-house with Matt, and somebody drugged me and I passed out! When I woke up, several dudes fucked me through the Mouth-Wide-Open lip-spreader/mouth-gag they forced me to wear, and I heard Matt talking, he had fucked my mouth too because I recognized his dick-shape and cum-taste when he shot his load down my throat - I blew my wad through the cock-cage they had on me and they made me lick it up!

by USAF Cadet February 03, 2021