Valor Morgulus

Valor Morgulus means "All Men Must Die" in High Valerian from "Game of Thrones".
Our Wing Commander said that those of us who will their have their own Talons could paint the nosecone of their aircraft with a name, and I'm going to have Valor Morgulus on mine!
by USAF Cadet November 07, 2020
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Cocktoberfest

Cocktoberfest is the entire month of October when a guy who is observing it jacks off and cums as many times as possible.
I jacked off 125 times for Cocktoberfest!
by USAF Cadet November 21, 2020
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waterboard

To waterboard a guy, several dudes hold another guy upside-down on an incline board and place a towel over his face, and then they throw water on his face, making him unable to breathe and he thinks he's going to die.
A bunch of my friends gave me a waterboard party today in the cadet showers -- they gave me a 300mg Viagra, held me down, covered my face with a shower towel, and jacked off on it until I had a several cumgasms myself because I thought I was going to die! I felt like I was drowning in my own cum!
by USAF Cadet November 08, 2020
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throat-gasm

A throat-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has while he's being deep-throated.
I deep-throated my cadet roomie and swallowed his throat-gasm!
by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020
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jock-raid

A jock-raid is similar to a pantie-raid, but here at the Academy, we raid other cadet's rooms and steal their cum-stained jockstraps.
Last night several of us went on a jock-raid and scored some pretty cummy jockstraps!
by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021
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field telephone

A field telephone is a communications device used by cadets and the military to communicate with nearby military units -- can be used to administer electric shocks to a guy's tits, cock, balls or asshole to make him talk or just for fun.
We were out doing field exercises, and some of the other cadets grabbed me, held me down, and attached the electrodes of a field telephone to my tits, genitals, and asshole and turned the crank, sending me a "message"!
by USAF Cadet August 22, 2021
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field telephone

A field telephone is a communications device used in the military to talk to troops in out-lying areas. It is used in some electro-sex sessions to send a "message" to the recipient. Electrodes are attached to a guy's cock & balls, his tits, and maybe his asshole. When the phone's crank is turned, it sends a jolt of electricity to wherever the electrodes are attached on a guy's body. The faster the crank is turned - the bigger and longer the jolt.
When we were out camping, some of the guys wanted to practice using a field telephone and they it used on me -- on my nuts, cock, tits, and butt-hole - they really cranked me -- it hurt, but I was having dry-gasms before they finished!
by USAF Cadet July 31, 2021
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