Definitions by USAF Cadet

Whack-Off Wednesday 

Whack-Off Wednesday is a day that most young guys observe by jacking off on Wednesdays.

Whack-Off Wednesday is a day I never miss!

Whack-Off Wednesday by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020

Afternoon Delight 

Afternoon Delight is a blowjob a guy gets in the afternoon.

I went to the library this afternoon and another cadet gave me a blowjob in the restroom -- I said "Thank you for your service" after my Afternoon Delight!

Afternoon Delight by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020

dingleberries 

dingleberries are small pieces of shit that stick to a guy's butt-crack hair.

A few cadets have dingleberries on their ass-cracks!

dingleberries by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020

splooge 

splooge is the tasty, ivory-colored, creamy load a guy spurts out of his dick when he has a cumgasm.

I blew my splooge all over Matt's hair, face, tits, chest , and stomach when I jacked off over him!

splooge by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020

shoot a bucket

To shoot a bucket means to cum a lot, at least on the first cumgasm you have.

I always shoot a bucket the first time I jack off!

shoot a bucket by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020

banana cream-pie 

A banana cream-pie is the splooge that spurts out of a guy's raging boner when he has a cumgasm on his cocksucker's face when he pulls his dick out of the guy's mouth and blows his load on the guy's face instead of letting him swallow it.

Matt, my cadet rommie, gave me a banana cream-pie the last time I sucked him off!

banana cream-pie by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020

maskhole 

A maskhole is a designer Covid-19 mask with a hole in it for another guy to stick his dick in and get sucked off.

My cadet roomie, Matt, bought me a mask with a maskhole in it so I can still suck his cock or rim him!

maskhole by USAF Cadet November 11, 2020