preface is the clear fluid that leaks out of a guy's dick prior to having a cumgasm ... preface = pre-cum
by USAF Cadet August 31, 2021
Get the preface mug.When I was a teenager, my Mom put a rubber sheet on my Wonder-bed because that's where I jacked off every morning and every night - and I really blow a load when I cum!
by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021
Get the rubber sheet mug.A guy's preferred masturbation toy can be another dude's asshole or mouth that he fucks and uses to get his rocks off.
by USAF Cadet July 15, 2021
Get the preferred masturbation toy mug.A Saran-gasm is the orgasm TWO guys have when one of them is wrapped completely nude in Saran-wrap, and the other dude fucks his mouth and jacks him off until they both have euphoric boner-gasms.
My soccer team-mates gave me a Saran-gasm this afternoon after practice! I was sooo ... hot - my body and our dicks!
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021
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Get the nut-juice mug.A Door-County-gasm is one of the cumgasms a guy has when he's vacationing in Door County and eats some pot-stickers, gets into an outdoor jacuzzi on a moonless but glittering star-lit night and suck your buddie's dick underwater while he jacks you off with one of your knobby fleshlights until you're almost ready to cum, -- then he pulls it off your cock and you blow your load into the fleshlight, suck it out and sno-ball it, and then you swallow it and do it again.
by USAF Cadet February 02, 2021
Get the Door County-gasm mug.Furious FAP February is the whole month of February, when a guy who is participating, jacks off the number of times a day as the number of the day in the month, i.e. once on the Feb first, twice on Feb second, 3 times on Feb third, etc. On leap year - the dude gets a jo bud to jack him off 29 times.
I'm participating in Furious FAP February, and I'm right on schedule -- I've whacked off 4 times today!
by USAF Cadet February 04, 2021
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