Definitions by USAF Cadet

maskurbate 

maskurbate means to jack off and cum while wearing a Covid-19 mask.

I went to a lock-down party, and we all decided to maskurbate and play cum-on-a-pizza!

maskurbate by USAF Cadet December 7, 2020

Snowflake 

Because she has a patch of pure white fur on her chest, Snowflake is one of the nicknames I call my little sweetheart girl Deja Vu, a lab/pitt-bull mix who went to heaven 25 Nov 2020.

I've been desolated the last few days because my little girl, Deja , who I call Snowflake went to heaven!

Snowflake by USAF Cadet December 1, 2020

Coeur de Sucre 

Coeur de Sucre means "Sweetheart" in French - and is one of the nicknames I call my little lab/pitt-bull mix girl, Deja Vu who went to heaven 25 Nov, 2020.

I'm really sad because I lost my little Coeur de Sucre.

Coeur de Sucre by USAF Cadet November 30, 2020

bonerfied 

To be bonerfied means to be certified to have a hard-on at least 8" long.

Matt and I are both bonerfied!

bonerfied by USAF Cadet November 24, 2020

night water

night water is a wet dream

I woke up and my bed was wet and sticky -- I must have spilt my night water!

night water by USAF Cadet November 24, 2020

Matt-Trick

A Matt-Trick is one of the not-so-funny pranks that my cadet roomie, Matt, does to me while I'm sleeping -- he checks to see if I've got a morning piss-boner, and, if I do, then he puts my hand in a pan of warm water and I have a piss-gasm in my bed.

He did it again! He did another piss-gasm Matt-Trick on me this morning!

Matt-Trick by USAF Cadet November 24, 2020

tarte de cum 

A tarte de cum is a cum tart.

One of my favorite desserts is tarte de cum!

tarte de cum by USAF Cadet November 23, 2020