USAF Cadet's definitions

self-fucker

A self-fucker is a guy with a big dick who likes to be fucked in his asshole.

I really enjoy being fucked in my asshole, and I've got 8", so sometimes I fuck myself in my fuck-chute! Yeah - I'm a self-fucker!

by USAF Cadet August 20, 2021

mystery blowjob

A mystery blowjob is getting your dick sucked when you put your cock through the hole in the partition wall at the gloryholes.

I got a mystery blowjob last night at the Cum Palace!

by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020

Coeur de Sucre

Coeur de Sucre means "Sweetheart" in French - and is one of the nicknames I call my little lab/pitt-bull mix girl, Deja Vu who went to heaven 25 Nov, 2020.

I'm really sad because I lost my little Coeur de Sucre.

by USAF Cadet November 30, 2020

lace curtains

lace curtains are the loose foreskin of an uncircumcised guy.

I like to stick my tongue in the lace curtains of uncut guys to see if I can taste their duck-butter!

by USAF Cadet August 14, 2021

pool-jet cumgasm

A pool-jet cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he holds the head of his dick in front of a pool-jet until he shoots his splooge underwater.

My first orgasm was a pool-jet cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020

beat around the bush

beat around the bush means to jack off.

When I wake up, I usually beat around the bush!

by USAF Cadet August 10, 2021

cum

cum is the yummy cream-colored fluid that comes out of a guy's dick when he jacks off and has a cumgasm

Oh shit! I just had an awesome cumshot and sent ropes of cum flying!

by USAF Cadet September 25, 2020