USAF Cadet's definitions

soixante-neuf

soixante-neuf is 69 in French and refers to a sexual act where two dudes give blowjobs to each other at the same time.

My cadet roomie, Matt and I really enjoy soixante-neuf!

by USAF Cadet November 18, 2020

The Perfect Dick

The Perfect Dick is an 8", 6 1/4 diameter, circumcised high & tight, with a beautiful strawberry head that blows a big load when it has a cumgasm.

I think Matt has The Perfect Dick -- probably because it looks identical to mine!

by USAF Cadet November 19, 2020

toke-gasm

A toke-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he smokes Mauai Wowie and jacks off and has a cumgasm.

Matt and I smoked some awesome dope , and both of us had dick-blowing toke-gasms when we blew our loads!

by USAF Cadet November 19, 2020

Eau d'Vie

Eau d'Vie is the water of life -- a guy's cum.

I jacked off and my Eau d'Vie went everywhere.

by USAF Cadet November 19, 2020

rope

A rope is a long rope-like cumshot.

Matt jacked me off and I shot ropes!

by USAF Cadet November 20, 2020

Cocktoberfest

Cocktoberfest is the entire month of October when a guy who is observing it jacks off and cums as many times as possible.

I jacked off 125 times for Cocktoberfest!

by USAF Cadet November 20, 2020

shadow-gasm

A shadow-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he jacks off and has a rope-gasm in the shadows of a dark room.

I was jacking off in my room and I saw my shadow having a ropey shadow-gasm!

by USAF Cadet November 21, 2020