USAF Cadet's definitions

cum palace

A cum palace is an adult bookstore with gloryholes for guys to suck dick or get sucked.

I'm horny -- Let's go down to the cum palace and suck some dick!

by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020

Splort!

Splort! is the sound of a guy's first spurt of spooge on the back of a urinal when he jacks off there.

I just jacked off in the gym urinal, and all I heard was Splort!

by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020

marbles

marbles are a young boy's nuts.

When I was really young, I used to let other guys play with my marbles!

by USAF Cadet July 10, 2021

hypno-gasm

A hypno-gasm is the cumgasm that a guy has when he's hypnotized and in a deep trance and told to suck dick and jack off, and then swallow the cum-loads or lick up the cum of all the guys present while being video-taped.

I let this cadet, don't know his name, hypnotize me, but he gave me a hypno-gasm and filmed it, so now - some of the other cadets watch it and jack off! Several want me to suck their cock like I did the dick in the video!

by USAF Cadet February 8, 2021

nut-cum

nut-cum is the tasty, ivory colored, slippery, sticky juice that a guy spurts out his dick when he has an orgasm.

Every time I jack off, I'm amazed at the amount of nut-cum that shoots out of my cock!

by USAF Cadet July 15, 2021

de-platformed

To be de-platformed is to have all of one's social media accounts suspended like tRumpty, and the Pillow Man's, Rudy Fooliani's, tRumpty Jr's and several others for advocating sedition.

It's about time that Trumpty has been de-platformed!

by USAF Cadet January 16, 2021

Dr of Cocksuckery

A Dr of Cocksuckery is a guy who is an expert at sucking cumgasms out of other guys' dicks.

Matt says I must be a Dr of Cocksuckery because I'm so good at sucking cumgasms out of other cadets' dicks!

by USAF Cadet January 9, 2021