USAF Cadet's definitions

condom-cum

condom-cum is the dick-gasm that a guy leaves in a rubber after it's been used.

As a teenager, I used to get together with some of my friends and we'd jack off in condoms and leave the used rubbers full of our condom-cum along "Lover's Lane" type places so the cum-sucking cum-collectors would find them and then eat our jizz!

by USAF Cadet August 14, 2021

road head

road head is the blowjob and cumgasm one guy gives to another while they're taking a road trip

On our way to San Francisco, I gave by buddy road head every 100 miles!

by USAF Cadet September 21, 2020

shower-scum sucker

A shower-scum sucker is a person who down-votes another guy's post that is meant to pay a tribute and memoralize his beloved dog.

Shit! The shower-scum suckers are mad because their turd didn't get elected, so now, they stop braiding their pubic hair and go down-vote something that is completely none of their business - bon appetite!

by USAF Cadet February 8, 2021

Wing, Wang, & Dong

Wing, Wang, & Dong is my name for The Twins & Spunky.

He pulled my jock down to see Wing, Wang, & Dong!

by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021

designated cum-licker

A designated cum-licker is a guy who is chosen to lick up the cumshots of other guys who shoot their cumgasms on another guy's ass-crack after withdrawing their dicks from his asshole after they've fucked him.

A bunch of my cadet friends came by our pod, and we ended up having a fucking contest -- I got to be the designated cum-licker - yum!

by USAF Cadet June 21, 2021

8"

8" is length of some guys' dicks.

Matt and I both have 8" dicks!

by USAF Cadet July 9, 2021

butt-pussy

butt-pussy is a guy's asshole.

When I was a teenager, chicken-hawks were always trying to get into my butt-pussy!

by USAF Cadet August 14, 2021