USAF Cadet's definitions

mile-high club

The mile-high club is an exclusive club for guys who have jacked off and had a cumgasm in the restroom of an airplane flying at least one mile high.

I became a member of the mile-high club when I was a teenager!

by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021

night-water cum

night-water cum is the splooge that several cadets leave in the glass of water you keep on your nightstand after they jack off into it.

When I wake up in the morning, I always have night-water cum in my glass and the taste of my roomies' jizz in my mouth!

by USAF Cadet August 22, 2021

prong

A prong is a long raging boner that a guy can support his weight on while being fucked by it.

Matt had me supported on his prong when he fucked me in the cadet showers this morning!

by USAF Cadet April 11, 2021

5"

5" is the average size of an erect penis

While 5" is the average size of a guy's dick, Matt and I both have 8" cocks!

by USAF Cadet July 9, 2021

let it cum

"let it come" is what other guys shout when you say "I'm gonna cum" while another dude is sucking your dick.

Matt said "I'm gonna cum" before he blew his load into my mouth -- and another dude shouted "let it cum" !

by USAF Cadet July 9, 2021

de-committeed

de-committed is what Congress-woman Marjorie Taylor Greene was.

Crack open a bottle of champagne -- the seditionist Marjorie Taylor Greene was de-committeed finally!

by USAF Cadet February 6, 2021

slider

A slider is a large glob of cum that a guy shoots down his cocksucker's throat when he blows his load, instead of spurting several smaller cumshots.

Matt sometimes floods my mouth with a slider when I suck his dick and it's hard to swallow it all!

by USAF Cadet June 29, 2021