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A Ben-Gay Fuck is when a cadet gets fucked in his boy-hole by another cadet who uses Ben-Gay for a lube.
Matt gave me a Ben-Gay Fuck -- talk about a hot fuck!
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A Terry-gasm is the orgasm a guy works out of his dick when he masturbates by rubbing his elbow on his big boner in his tighty-whities and has a cumgasm.
I tried to have a Terry-gasm in class today -- I did! - and my Calvins are all wet now!
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A cum-bubble is a cum-covered sphere of anal gas and smells like cumgasm that pops out of my butt-hole after my cadet roomie fucks my boy-hole.
A cum-bubble slipped out of my ass after Matt fucked me!
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A dildo jack-off is the preferred masturbation technique my cadet roomie uses to give a cumgasm -- he fucks me with a 10" dildo up my boy-hole, and jacks me off until I have a cumgasm, while he's fucking me with the dildo and I'm sucking his dick.
My cadet roomie gave me a dildo jack-off, and we both enjoy it -- I was sucking a cumgasm out of him, and enjoying being fucked as I blew my load!
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A tit-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he has a cum-shot to or past his tits.
Matt jacked me off, and I had an awesome tit-gasm!
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A dick-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he smokes Maui Wowie and jacks off feeling like every cell in his cock is going to explode.
I smoked some weed, and I'm looking forward to an awesome dick-gasm!
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A popcorn fuck is when a guy puts popcorn up your boy-hole and fucks you until you both have cumgasms, and then pops the corn and makes you eat it - tastes like cumgasm.
My cadet roomie, Matt, sometimes gives me a popcorn fuck up my boy-hole, and fucks me silly, and when I force the kernals out of my ass, he pops them and makes me eat some!
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