USAF Cadet's definitions

lubing the tube

lubing the tube is what a circumcised guy does to his dick before jacking off and glazing the donut.

I'm cut high & tight, so I'm always lubing the tube before I beat my meat!

by USAF Cadet July 25, 2021

drygasm

A drygasm is the orgasm a guy has when he's jacked off and drained his balls 5-6 times in a row.

If you jack off enough, you eventually have a drygasm with no cum!

by USAF Cadet December 13, 2020

creampie

creampie means to blow your load on another guy's face.

Sometimes when Matt jerks off, he likes to creampie me!

by USAF Cadet December 11, 2020

cum-bubble

A cum-bubble is a cum-covered sphere of anal gas and smells like cumgasm that pops out of my butt-hole after my cadet roomie fucks my boy-hole.

A cum-bubble slipped out of my ass after Matt fucked me!

by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020

rimmer

A rimmer is a guy who likes to stick his tongue up another dude's asshole and give him a rim-gasm.

I love being the rimmer who sticks his tongue up Matt's asshole!

by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021

double freight-train

A doule freight-train is when twenty other cadets take turns simultaneously fucking you in the mouth and ass.

The other cadets on my soccer team gave me a double freight-train because they said I lost today's game!

by USAF Cadet October 13, 2020

car-wash

A car wash is a blowjob.

I've got a hard-on - I need a car-wash!

by USAF Cadet September 1, 2021