Furious FAP February

Furious FAP February is the whole month of February, when a guy who is participating, jacks off the number of times a day as the number of the day in the month, i.e. once on the Feb first, twice on Feb second, 3 times on Feb third, etc. On leap year - the dude gets a jo bud to jack him off 29 times.
I'm participating in Furious FAP February, and I'm right on schedule -- I've whacked off 4 times today!
by USAF Cadet February 05, 2021
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The Plow

The Plow is a sexual position that a guy can sometimes hind himself in. A dude is tied to his bed, arms over his head, with his legs lifted and then pushed down with his knees next to his ears, asshole exposed and wearing a Mouth-Wide-Open mouth spreader, with his dick pointing toward his mouth. He is then milked while several others take turns fucking his asshole.
Some of the other cadets in my pod got mad because I jacked off in their night water, and they gave me The Plow!
They milked me while they fucked my asshole and made me eat my own cum!
by USAF Cadet October 02, 2021
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back-door

A guy's back-door is his asshole.
Every night, my cadet roomie, Matt, comes to my back-door and wants me to let him in!
by USAF Cadet March 29, 2021
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goop

goop is a guy's cum.
My cum-buddy jacked me off this morning, and I blew my goop everywhere!
by USAF Cadet October 01, 2021
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goop

goop is a cum-load which exits a guy's dick when he has a cumgasm.
I sucked Matt's dick and swallowed his goop!
by USAF Cadet September 21, 2021
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pitcher

A pitcher is a guy who prefers to fuck another dude's asshole to get his rocks off.
I'm versatile, but Matt is definitely a pitcher!
by USAF Cadet October 02, 2021
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arseling

An arseling is a young guy who has narrow hips, perfect butt-cheeks, a tight, light pink & hairless asshole, and likes being fucked in his lower in-hole.
Matt calls me his little arseling!
by USAF Cadet September 06, 2021
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