stiffy

I've got a real stiffy - think I'm gonna jack it off!
by USAF Cadet February 09, 2021
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meat rack

In some gay bars, there's a meat rack -- an elevated, crotch-high bench against a wall for guys to sit on and display their package.
At Numbers, a bar in San Francisco, there's an awesome meat rack!
by USAF Cadet July 24, 2021
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car-jacking

car-jacking is beating off in the car.
I was car-jacking and this dude saw me and wanted to suck my dick - so I let him.
by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021
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short & curlies

short & curlies are a guy's pubic hair
Max had me by my short & curlies today when we were wrestling!
by USAF Cadet April 19, 2021
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thumb-up

When sucking Matt's dick while I jack off, I reach the point of no return and blow my load when he has a cumgasm in my mouth, and I give a thumb-up sign to show that I'm gonna cum because I can't talk - my mouth is full of his cumgasm.
Everyone knows when I'm about to cum when they watch me sucking Matts dick, cause I always give a thumb-up sign!
by USAF Cadet January 06, 2021
mugGet the thumb-upmug.

pull-off

A pull-off is a masturbation technique for guys who like a little variety in their morning jack-off routine. First, the dude lubes his cock well, and then, using both hands - alternating them - grabs his dick and pulls it outward with no backstroke. He continues doing this until he cums a bucket.
Every now and then when I'm taking care of my morning wood, I give myself a pull-off and paint the wall!
by USAF Cadet July 16, 2021
mugGet the pull-offmug.

cock cage

A cock cage is a male chastity device designed to prevent a guy from getting a boner.
It's October, and for Locktoberfest my lover has had my dick locked in a cock cage for nine days now!
by USAF Cadet October 09, 2020
mugGet the cock cagemug.