USAF Cadet's definitions

cigar fuck

A cigar fuck is the screwing of a guy's asshole with a long, fat Cuban cigar.

Matt gave me a cigar fuck and then made me lick it clean after I shot my load so I could taste my own butt-juice!

by USAF Cadet August 16, 2021

car-cum

car cum is the dick-juice a guy sucks out of a dude's car-boner at a drive-in movie theater while his cum-buddies watch, and then they want to take turns spit-roasting him so they can have drive-in-gasms in his mouth and boy-hole and make him lick their dicks clean and swallow their hottie loads.

A bunch of us cadets went to a drive-in, and I spent my time eating car-cum!

by USAF Cadet January 25, 2021

fuck

To fuck a guy, a dude pushes his raging boner up another guy's boy-pussy.

Matt said he was going to fuck me until we both had cumgasms -- he did and it was cumtastic!

by USAF Cadet November 6, 2020

marbles

marbles are a young boy's nuts.

When I was really young, I used to let other guys play with my marbles!

by USAF Cadet July 10, 2021

hypno-gasm

A hypno-gasm is the cumgasm that a guy has when he's hypnotized and in a deep trance and told to suck dick and jack off, and then swallow the cum-loads or lick up the cum of all the guys present while being video-taped.

I let this cadet, don't know his name, hypnotize me, but he gave me a hypno-gasm and filmed it, so now - some of the other cadets watch it and jack off! Several want me to suck their cock like I did the dick in the video!

by USAF Cadet February 8, 2021

Splort!

Splort! is the sound of a guy's first spurt of spooge on the back of a urinal when he jacks off there.

I just jacked off in the gym urinal, and all I heard was Splort!

by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020

classroom boner

A classroom boner is a spontaneous erection that a guy gets when he's in class.

In aeronautics class today, I got a classroom boner!

by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020