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A Wonder-Bed Cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he takes care of his morning wood and blows his load all over his bed.
by USAF Cadet November 16, 2020
Get the Wonder-Bed Cumgasm mug.FratX Night is an event that the guys in my pod (6) hold once a month, where we all watch a FraternityX porn video and do whatever the guys in the vid are doing.
We had a FratX Night last weekend, but the other cadets always want to make me the "center of attention" -- they take turns spit-roasting me and make me swallow all their cum!
by USAF Cadet August 14, 2021
Get the FratX Night mug.A hand job deluxe is what your masturbation buddy gives you if you want one (I always do!) -- he sticks the middle finger of one hand up my boi-hole and massages my prostate, while using the others to play with my balls. He jacks me off with his other hand until I have an awesome cumgasm and blow my load, and then laps up my cum as it spurts from my dick.
by USAF Cadet January 5, 2021
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Get the chop some wood mug.The Ultimate Democratic Hoax (UDH) is spreading the narrative that getting a Covid vaccination is losing one's freedom, thereby increasing the chance that a person will get Covid and die.
Some political commentators are spreading the Ultimate Democratic Hoax narrative so Republicans will not get Covid vaccinated and die.
by USAF Cadet August 22, 2021
Get the Ultimate Democratic Hoax mug.run the train means for a group of five or more guys to line up to take turns fucking another dude in his asshole or mouth.
They wanted to run the train on me this morning in the cadet showers, so I let them -- took care of all their morning wood!
by USAF Cadet July 21, 2021
Get the run the train mug.A soap-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he jacks off in the shower to take care of his morning wood using soap-suds for a slick lube.
by USAF Cadet November 9, 2020
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