USAF Cadet's definitions

Splort!

Splort! is the sound of a guy's first spurt of spooge on the back of a urinal when he jacks off there.

I just jacked off in the gym urinal, and all I heard was Splort!

by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020

guys and their dicks

guys and their dicks is what I think about all day

I'm gay -- guys and their dicks are always on my mind!

by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020

mystery blowjob

A mystery blowjob is getting your dick sucked when you put your cock through the hole in the partition wall at the gloryholes.

I got a mystery blowjob last night at the Cum Palace!

by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020

USAF Cadet

USAF Cadet is me, a bi-sexual male, 5'11", 150 lbs, w/blond hair, blue eyes, 8" beautiful cut cock, and ready for any kind of sex anytime, anywhere.

My boyfriend is a USAF Cadet -- like me!

by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020

butt-hole

A butt-hole is a male's anus specifically designed to give pleasure to another hot dude's long, thick, cut dick while he's fucking you .

My butt-hole is twitching -- I need to be fucked by that dude!

by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020

pool-jet cumgasm

A pool-jet cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he holds the head of his dick in front of a pool-jet until he shoots his splooge underwater.

My first orgasm was a pool-jet cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020

suck my balls and make me cum

suck my balls and make me cum is what I tell my fellow cadet roomie to do when he gives me a blowjob.

I told Christian to suck my balls and make me cum when he gave me a blowjob earlier.

by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020