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campfire blowjob

A campfire blowjob is a dick-sucking that most guys enjoy on a camp-out while they're roasting hot-dogs and marshmallows.
We went camping in the Sierras and decided to give one another campfire blowjobs!
by USAF Cadet September 1, 2021
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fistee

A fistee is a guy who gets fist-fucked.
As punishment for missing a soccer pass, my team-mates made me the fistee when they took turns fist-fucking me!
by USAF Cadet August 31, 2021
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impale

impale means for a guy to fuck another dude in his asshole with his fuck-stick supporting the dude's weight on it.
Chris impaled me on his prong last night!
by USAF Cadet July 31, 2021
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voyeur

A voyeur is a guy who likes to watch other dudes masturbateand blow their loads in their bedroom while he jacks off and has a voyeur-gasm.
As a younger teenager, I was a voyeur and I used to watch my friend Terry, outside his bedroom window masturbate and have a Terry-gasm as I was beating my meat and having a Skip-gasm!
by USAF Cadet February 12, 2021
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pillow-fucker

A pillow-fucker is a guy who likes to masturbate by fucking and having a cumgasm on his goosedown pillow, and then sleeping on it so he can smell his own cum.
I admit it -- I'm a pillow-fucker!
by USAF Cadet September 20, 2020
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The Plow

The Plow is a sexual position that a guy can sometimes hind himself in. A dude is tied to his bed, arms over his head, with his legs lifted and then pushed down with his knees next to his ears, asshole exposed and wearing a Mouth-Wide-Open mouth spreader, with his dick pointing toward his mouth. He is then milked while several others take turns fucking his asshole.
Some of the other cadets in my pod got mad because I jacked off in their night water, and they gave me The Plow!
They milked me while they fucked my asshole and made me eat my own cum!
by USAF Cadet October 2, 2021
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Cnut

A Cnut is a male cunt -- a guy's asshole.
Matt fucks my Cnut every day - sometimes twice!
by USAF Cadet October 3, 2021
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