USAF Cadet's definitions

gooch

A guy's gooch is the area between his asshole and his nut-sack with an intoxicating smell that gives an instant boner to some guys.

I like to smell Matt's gooch when he wakes up -- it gives me an instant boner -- I sometimes call him "Gooch" as a nickname!

by USAF Cadet May 17, 2021

tubular

tubular is the shape of a guy's dick.

All dicks are tubular -- some are bigger than others!

by USAF Cadet August 4, 2021

choke on it !

"choke on it !" is what a guy tells his cocksucker to do when he wants his dick deep-throated.

Matt yells "choke on it !" when he wants me to deep-throat him!

by USAF Cadet July 6, 2021

park-gasm

A park-gasm is the cumgasm a guy gives himself when he goes to a park at night and jacks off on a picnic table and then licks it up.

Joey went for a midnight run and ended up having a park-gasm!

by USAF Cadet February 1, 2021

Perfect -gasm

A Perfect -gasm is the -gasm a guy with a Perfect Dick has.

I suck the Perfect -gasms out of Matt's Perfect Dick!

by USAF Cadet February 8, 2021

sneeze-gasm

A sneeze-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he's jacking off and has an explosive cumgasm and sneezes at the same time.

I had an awesome cum-shot when I had that sneeze-gasm yesterday!

by USAF Cadet November 4, 2020

squirter

A squirter is a guy who squirts his cum at least two feet when he gets jacked off and has a cumgasm.

Matt and I are both squirters - we both usually paint the wall when we have jack-off cumgasms!

by USAF Cadet August 20, 2021