Definitions by USAF Cadet

The Wrath of Khan

The Wrath of Khan is the anger our biology professor had when he found a used cum-rag in our classroom.

Our biology professor found a slimy cum-rag in our classroom, and he made each of us take off our uniforms, stand naked in front of everyone, and jack off and have a cumgasm in front of all the other cadets. Talk about The Wrath of Khan!

The Wrath of Khan by USAF Cadet August 23, 2021

Ultimate Democratic Hoax 

The Ultimate Democratic Hoax (UDH) is spreading the narrative that getting a Covid vaccination is losing one's freedom, thereby increasing the chance that a person will get Covid and die.

Some political commentators are spreading the Ultimate Democratic Hoax narrative so Republicans will not get Covid vaccinated and die.

Ultimate Democratic Hoax by USAF Cadet August 22, 2021

Ultimate Democratic Hoax 

The Ultimate Democratic Hoax (UDH) is spreading the narrative that getting a Covid vaccination is losing one's freedom, thereby increasing the chance that a person will get Covid and die.

Some political commentators are spreading the Ultimate Democratic Hoax narrative so Republicans will not get Covid vaccinated and die.

Ultimate Democratic Hoax by USAF Cadet August 22, 2021

field telephone 

A field telephone is a communications device used by cadets and the military to communicate with nearby military units -- can be used to administer electric shocks to a guy's tits, cock, balls or asshole to make him talk or just for fun.

We were out doing field exercises, and some of the other cadets grabbed me, held me down, and attached the electrodes of a field telephone to my tits, genitals, and asshole and turned the crank, sending me a "message"!

field telephone by USAF Cadet August 22, 2021

night-water cum 

night-water cum is the splooge that several cadets leave in the glass of water you keep on your nightstand after they jack off into it.

When I wake up in the morning, I always have night-water cum in my glass and the taste of my roomies' jizz in my mouth!

night-water cum by USAF Cadet August 22, 2021

cumburger 

A cumburger is a hamburger with a few cumshots on it.

A bunch of us cadets went camping and we grilled hamburgers, but some of them jacked off on mine

and made me eat their cumburgers!

cumburger by USAF Cadet August 22, 2021

gargle 

gargle is what my five roomies want me to do when they blow their loads in my mouth and want to see how much cum I'm going to swallow.

My roomies gave me cadet bukkake, and they wanted me to gargle all the cum they shot into my mouth!

gargle by USAF Cadet August 21, 2021