USAF Cadet's definitions

easy - peasy

easy - peasy is is what it's like to be butt-fucked by a guy with a small dick after you've had your cherry-hole busted and stretched a little.

Since Matt has fucked me with his 8" dick, taking a 5" dick is easy - peasy!

by USAF Cadet September 24, 2021

mile-high club

The mile-high club is an exclusive club for guys who have jacked off and had a cumgasm in the restroom of an airplane flying at least one mile high.

I became a member of the mile-high club when I was a teenager!

by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021

cum-hole

A cumhole is a guy's mouth or asshole into which another guy pumps his cumgasm.

MY Favorite cum-hole is my mouth, but Matt uses both!

by USAF Cadet January 20, 2021

Ultimate Democratic Hoax

The Ultimate Democratic Hoax (UDH) is spreading the narrative that getting a Covid vaccination is losing one's freedom, thereby increasing the chance that a person will get Covid and die.

Some political commentators are spreading the Ultimate Democratic Hoax narrative so Republicans will not get Covid vaccinated and die.

by USAF Cadet August 22, 2021

smoke-gasm

A smoke-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when another cadet jacks him off and blows cigar smoke up his ass which gives gives him an awesome smoke-gasm!

Matt bought a panatela and gave me a smoke-gasm last night!

by USAF Cadet October 25, 2020

shower

A shower is a guy with a big dick that stays about the same size when it's soft as it is when he's got a hard-on.

I'm a shower, which a lot of the other cadets like!

by USAF Cadet January 3, 2021

dreamgasm

A dreamgasm is a wet dream.

Shit! My sheets are wet -- I must have had a dreamgasm!

by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020