UR mom's definitions

metal

1.music where u the singers scream and u cant understand the words
2. the best type of music ever

mayhem,cradle of filth, canniable corpse, behemoth, naglfar

by ur mom May 13, 2005

guatmobile

a 1987 ford ranger or any other vehicle that is beat up and owned by a guatemalan or guat. This vehicle is usually packed with illegal immigrants such as guats, cubans, columbians, El Salvadorians, and many other types of wetbacks.

Brian:There goes ron in the guatmobile.
Me:yeah, what a piece of shit. It should be illegal to drive that shit in public.

by ur mom March 2, 2005

hot second

an extended period of time (a long time)

It's been a hot second since I've seen you!

by ur mom May 13, 2005

Epkwxr

One zesty chick who can be a blast to be around once she has consumed a small amount of caffine, preferably in the form of coffe... zebra... double shot...

Me, the coolest coffee-drinking, hyper-active, your mom-saying, lost calling-calling, hyphen-utilizing Amber this side of the galaxy!!

by ur mom April 5, 2004

bounced the shizzle off the hizzle my nizzle

i am not needing a bj right now. come back later u nigga.

Hey billy. Jimmy says "Bounce ur shizzle off his hizzle my nizzle!" he wants u latta.

by ur mom May 6, 2003

ViTaMiN E

an unlethal dose of weakness

u cant lift that penny cuz u took vitamin e

by ur mom November 6, 2003

Redneck

1 out of 8 of all yous guys's moms. Some redneck "Ma's" like to hang out at shitty bars full of dirty men of the same class that smell really bad and know not much. They have every recipe on how to prepare squirell and possum.

LeAnn brought home some trashy redneck guy from the Puke'N Piss Pub and introduced him to her sister. Her sister, Josie-Sue, said "Ah jus' got dun cookin......so yall want some frah-ed gourmet possum?"

by Ur Mom September 15, 2004