Tzeentch 's definitions

UCSD

A place for those who were rejected from UCB/UCLA.

I was rejected from Cal and UCLA, but I was accepted into UCSD. Oh well.

by Tzeentch June 13, 2007

Stanford University

An evil bastion of California conservatism. Condoleezza Rice used to teach Political Science there.

Their art museum is quite nice though.

"It took me FOREVER to find parking at Stanford University!"

by Tzeentch February 15, 2005

epic

1) It is a long poem or narrative, usually glorifying a cultural hero of that time.

2) Nearly the best weapons any class could have in the Everquest series (although later expansions would have better items available).

3) A genre of movie that is similar to the first definition.

"The Illiad is an epic that revolves around Achilles and Hector of Troy or something."

"OMG my epic takes too long, I quit."

"Braveheart was quite a good epic!"

by Tzeentch February 15, 2005

the warrior's prayer

The only prayer any true warrior needs to know.

Mentioned in two songs by Manowar, one of the best bands out there.

This prayer also beats all other prayers, I think any hot woman would be aroused after hearing this in her bedroom.

The Warrior's Prayer

"Gods of war I call you
My sword is by my side
I seek a life of honor
Free from all false pride

I will crack the whip
With a bold mighty hail
Cover me with death
If I should ever fail

Glory, majesty, unity
Hail! Hail! Hail!"

by Tzeentch June 13, 2007

tekken five

The newest installment of Tekken, where Nina and Steve are God Tier characters!

Full life combos are also possible on CH (counter-hit).

This game was created after polling a bunch of players due to the negative reviews of Tekken 4.

"Arghhh I can't pull off an EWGF!~"

by Tzeentch February 15, 2005

lineage 2

An MMORPG (what a generous term for this game) that involves countless hours of grinding. Makes Everquest look like a racing game in terms of advancement.

Mathematically speaking, one would have to kill approx 1.2k mobs to reach near the end of the leveling treadmill.

"Wow Lineage II sucks, I'm going to get some fresh air!"

by Tzeentch February 15, 2005

lame duck president

A President that already served his/her first term.

It usually means that the President can focus on different things now since they know they have nothing to lose (usually).

"George W. Bush is a lame duck president now!"

by Tzeentch February 15, 2005