Tylo Ren's definitions

Jesus math

When you mess up the order of operations, usually by trying to skip a step while dividing, and your calculator gives you a number that’s way higher than expected

When you divide 15 cookies between about 5 people and you end up with around 23 cookies, that’s Jesus math.

by Tylo Ren November 4, 2020

Alabama cousin

A girl so hot you want to date them even if you shouldn’t for some reason.

Person 1: Wow, that girl is pretty hot.
Person 2: You should ask her to be your Alabama cousin.

by Tylo Ren May 16, 2019