A girl so hot you want to date them even if you shouldn’t for some reason.
Person 1: Wow, that girl is pretty hot.
Person 2: You should ask her to be your Alabama cousin.
Buy a
Alabama cousin
mug!
When you mess up the order of operations, usually by trying to skip a step while dividing, and your calculator gives you a number that’s way higher than expected
When you divide 15 cookies between about 5 people and you end up with around 23 cookies, that’s Jesus math.
