Lucas

Lucas is the best friend you can ever ask for. He’s tall, smart, kinda weird but in a charming way but most importantly… he’s got one large cock! Confirmed by multiple women across the nation, Lucas’s are simply just the best.

Him: Hi my name is Lucas.
Her: wow he must have a long shlong

by Two can Sam April 11, 2022

Sofia

Is a very petty, but also has the nicest smile you’ll ever find. She’s nice (at times) and never seems to let you down when you’re in need of a good laugh. She’s also into broads only so make sure you’re both good in bed and nice on the eyes *cough cough*

Ur such a sofia *moans*

by Two can Sam April 11, 2022

kenujan

Kenujan also referred to as kenu, is the hottest mf you’ll ever meet. His 1 millimetre defeater is enough to drive any girl bonkers. Kenujan’s huge dick is underwhelmed by his short ass body.

Ur such a kenujan

by Two can Sam February 28, 2021