Definitions by Twinkle Twat

Carpet Convention 

Any gathering in which women out number men, the direct opposite of a sausage fest.

1.) The book fair was a straight up carpet convention, not a sausage in site.

2.) Lilith Fair

Carpet Convention by Twinkle Twat April 5, 2011

Squirt Pocket 

1.) Vagina
2.) Any orifice one can squirt in or out of

There is a mucousy, foul smelling discharge trickling from Gigi's squirt pocket.

Squirt Pocket by Twinkle Twat October 21, 2010