Definitions by Twenty Juan Pilots

anal weasel 

The act of using both of your hands to forcefully insert a weasel you bought off a black man into your anal canal where it will live inside you for the next 3.14 weeks until it shredds out of your urethra using its sharp teeth.

Colin: "Where's Jack?"
Luke: " Jack got an anal weasel"

anal weasel by Twenty Juan Pilots November 28, 2016

boiling water challenge 

The challenge where you pour scalding hot water all over your body

You should do the boiling water challenge

boiling water challenge by Twenty Juan Pilots November 28, 2016

twenty juan pilots 

A Hispanic band that plays deep songs about the issues of the band members past including burnt, racism by a President, and having to clean up mule shit.

Olivia: "Are you going to the Twenty Juan Pilots concert?"
Andy: "Yeah, I hope they play burning anus"

twenty juan pilots by Twenty Juan Pilots November 28, 2016