by Turtle127359 February 22, 2019
Average slut faced hoe bag who uses outed slang
sidenote: girls with this name have NO top lip at all and thin greasy hair
sidenote: girls with this name have NO top lip at all and thin greasy hair
by Turtle127359 February 22, 2019
The Gretchen Wieners of male thots
Thinks he's funny but is just a boring brunette
His friends dont even like him that much
He is SO not fetch
Thinks he's funny but is just a boring brunette
His friends dont even like him that much
He is SO not fetch
by Turtle127359 February 22, 2019
Janice: That one there, that's Dylan Jones. He is one of the dumbest guys you will ever meet. Damian sat next to him in English last year.
Damian: He asked me how to spell "orange."
Damian: He asked me how to spell "orange."
by Turtle127359 February 22, 2019
And evil takes a human form in Lawrence Who. Don't be fooled, because he may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced ho-bag. But in reality, he is so much more than that.
He's the queen bee. The star.
He's the queen bee. The star.
Lawrence Who... How do I even begin to explain Lawrence Who?
Lawrence Who is flawless.
He has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.
I hear his hair's insured for $10,000.
I hear he does car commercials... in Japan.
His favorite movie is Varsity Blues.
One time, he met John Stamos on a plane.
And he told him he was pretty.
One time, he punched me in the face. It was awesome.
Lawrence Who is flawless.
He has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.
I hear his hair's insured for $10,000.
I hear he does car commercials... in Japan.
His favorite movie is Varsity Blues.
One time, he met John Stamos on a plane.
And he told him he was pretty.
One time, he punched me in the face. It was awesome.
by Turtle127359 February 23, 2019