Turd Ferguson the Third's definitions

Flaming Coffin

Very similar to the Flaming Albuquerque, but with a twist. Take a bottle of the hottest hot sauce you can find and cover the tip of your cock with it. After lighting her pubes on fire, thrust your Tabasco-covered pecker in. Make sure to smash the remaining half-pepper against her uterus. You'll feel like your dick is on fire and you'll want to die.

Congratulations. You have just performed a Flaming Coffin.

I had to pay an extra $200 to perform a flaming coffin on that prostitute last night.

by Turd Ferguson the Third March 12, 2009

Flaming Albuquerque

The act of taking a hot pepper, sticking it into her cooter, and breaking it off. Then, light her pubes on fire.

Voila! A Flaming Albuquerque.

That ho wouldn't stop nagging, so when she got drunk and passed out I woke her up with a Flaming Albuquerque. She won't forget those scars anytime soon.

by Turd Ferguson the Third March 12, 2009