Hoof Beast

An overweight woman, usually wearing clothing too small. Most women of the Mud Shark variety can be classified as Hoof Beast.

John: Dude, look at that girl. She's got to be 300 pounds.
Steve: Yeah, she's a real Hoof Beast.

by Turbo Beast September 11, 2011

Calling Blitzkrieg

When a sales force goes on a calling spree to generate new sales.

When I call 50 people in a row trying to sell cars, I'm on a Calling Blitzkrieg!

by Turbo Beast March 10, 2011