Definitions by Tuppence A. Bag
Guilt Quilt
This is when you wake up the morning after you've done something awful/humiliating whilst intoxicated and suddenly remember your previous night's activities.
Oh my God, I didn't feel too bad this morning when I woke up, till I realised I'd called my best friend a whore, snogged my boss's significant other and mooned the woman who was my teacher when I was six! I was SO under the guilt quilt!
Guilt Quilt by Tuppence A. Bag December 30, 2010
gayed myself
Oh my god, the set-list to this cabaret has a Streisand impersonator and a male stripper dancing to I Am What I Am! I think I just gayed myself!
gayed myself by Tuppence A. Bag December 3, 2010
Teech
Man: I've just made this cake, does anybody want any?
Lady: Well, I did have a large dinner, but that cake looks lovely. Go on, I'll just have a teech.
Lady: Well, I did have a large dinner, but that cake looks lovely. Go on, I'll just have a teech.
Teech by Tuppence A. Bag October 27, 2010