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This is when you wake up the morning after you've done something awful/humiliating whilst intoxicated and suddenly remember your previous night's activities.
Oh my God, I didn't feel too bad this morning when I woke up, till I realised I'd called my best friend a whore, snogged my boss's significant other and mooned the woman who was my teacher when I was six! I was SO under the guilt quilt!
by Tuppence A. Bag December 30, 2010
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by Tuppence A. Bag December 3, 2010
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Lady: Well, I did have a large dinner, but that cake looks lovely. Go on, I'll just have a teech.
Lady: Well, I did have a large dinner, but that cake looks lovely. Go on, I'll just have a teech.
by Tuppence A. Bag October 27, 2010
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