Ass Cheddar

A viscous, glandular substance emitted from the anus.
Simon farted and churned up a bounty of ass cheddar.

Her unwashed gluteal cleft was a veritable cornucopia of ass cheddar.
by Tunmy AuGratin February 28, 2006
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Cunt wanger

Noun 1. (vulgar). A small erectile organ at the anterior or ventral part of the vulva homologous to the penis; the clitoris.

2. A female homosexual who assumes the dominant postion in a lesbian relationship who is partial to cunnilingus. See: Bull-dyke; Carpet muncher; Diesel-dyke.
Mariilyn Monroe is overheard on the tapes telling her psychiatrist that Joan Crawford was a real cunt wanger.
by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006
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Cunt whiskers

The hair covering the female pudenda. Public hair.
Her cunt whiskers was so thick I nearly choked to death going down on da bitch.
by Tunmy AuGratin February 28, 2006
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cunt pajama

A prophylactic device made from latex or similar material worn in the vagina and designed primarily to prevent the transmission of sexually transmitted diseases; a female condom
I forgot my rubbers but it was all right; Sylvia's snatch was decked out in a cunt pajama.
by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006
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Fanny Farmer

U.S. English, noun. A male who enjoys anal intercourse and/or analingus.

Noun (pejorative): A male homosexual.

Farmer, Fannie Merritt, 1857–1915, American cookbook author and teacher and writer on cookery, b. Boston. Director of the Boston Cooking School 1891-1902, after which she opened Miss Farmer's School of Cookery. Edited "The Boston Cooking School Cook Book" (1896), one of the best-known and most popular of American cookbooks, which sold 4-million copies through 1977.

Noun. A brand of chocolates and candies, named after the famous cookbook author Fanny Farmer, and sold through the eponymous candy store chain.
I just saw "Between the Cheeks 6". Man, oh man! T.T. Boy made like a real Fanny Farmer on that bitch's ass!
by Tunmy AuGratin March 01, 2006
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brown hatter

Pejorative. A male homosexual, so-called due to the propensity of the tip of the male member to become coated with feces during the act of anal intercourse.
by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006
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Bad Mama Jama

An obese black woman who was the subject of a series of pornographic films in the 1980s.

A wondrous black woman; a real piece of ass; a fox.
"According to Mayer and Abramson, Clarence Thomas' viewing pleasures included films such as The Adventures of Bad Mama Jama, about the interracial sexcapades of an obese black woman."
by Tunmy AuGratin April 11, 2006
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