35 definitions by Tunmy AuGratin
Steady chirping sound emanating from crotch of pants by office worker sitting at desk after lunch trying unsuccessfully to sneak out a "silent but deadly" fart without surrounding cubicle mates taking notice as passed gas metabolizes itsef into a string of discrete and constant mini-farts.
The noise from a chain reactor fart.
The noise from a chain reactor fart.
Herbie thinks he's so cool, sitting there staring at his monitor, pretending to be working, all the while the ass crickets singing in his pants.
by Tunmy AuGratin February 24, 2006
Noun. Feces, particularly the detritus from a bowel movement clinging to the anus or the more molten remnants clinging in the anal canal around the sphincter muscle; shit.
"Honey, if we could move to Hershey, Pennsylvania, we could go into business, what with all the ass chocolate your cooking produces in me."
by Tunmy AuGratin February 24, 2006
Simon farted and churned up a bounty of ass cheddar.
Her unwashed gluteal cleft was a veritable cornucopia of ass cheddar.
Her unwashed gluteal cleft was a veritable cornucopia of ass cheddar.
by Tunmy AuGratin February 24, 2006
A superlative event, the likes of which will likely remain unsurpassed. (1970s and early '80s slang usage)
by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006
A viscous secretion unexpectedly left in one's underwear or the seat of one's pants after passing gas that through the anus.
by Tunmy AuGratin February 24, 2006
Noun. A person, usually a male of the homosexual persuasion, who enjoys imbibing liquids that have been funneled into the anus of another person (typically another male homosexual) and briefly retained inside the person of the latter before being expelled into the former's mouth, either in short bursts or a constant stream.
by Tunmy AuGratin February 24, 2006
An expulsion of trapped air from the vagina after an act of sexual intercourse or, less commonly, vigorous cunnilingus, accompanied by a loud report resembliong the expulsion of methane gas from the anus. In women with extremely prominent labia and tight vaginas, a "pussy fart" may resemble a growling noise not unlike that of a feline, which may have given rise to the term "pussy" for the female genitalia.
I was enjoyng a cigarette after banging Roz and dang! Her pussy farted loud as a howitzer and nearly blew out my smoke!
by Tunmy AuGratin February 24, 2006