Tunmy AuGratin's definitions

brown hatter

Pejorative. A male homosexual, so-called due to the propensity of the tip of the male member to become coated with feces during the act of anal intercourse.

Boy George is the king of the brown hatters.

by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006

ass chocolate

Noun. Feces, particularly the detritus from a bowel movement clinging to the anus or the more molten remnants clinging in the anal canal around the sphincter muscle; shit.

"Honey, if we could move to Hershey, Pennsylvania, we could go into business, what with all the ass chocolate your cooking produces in me."

by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006

Ill-wind

Noun. Methane gas, metabolized inside the bowels from organic matter, expelled from the anus in the form of a flatus. A fart.

That sure was an ill-wind that wafted its way over here from the direction of Marge's cubicle.

by Tunmy AuGratin February 24, 2006

Cunt Foam

White, foamy substance produced from old, churned up semen during subsequential vaginal intercourse.

See: Ass foam

I was fuckin' Dottie doggy-style and there musta been a pint or two of cunt foam running from her ass down her thighs!

by Tunmy AuGratin February 28, 2006

hitlerite

A person who was a member of the German Nazi Party and/or a follower of Adolf Hitler.

A person who expouses the ideas of Adolf Hitler.

(Colloquial) A member of a fascist or extremist orrganization.

(Pejorative) Someone who is characterized as fascist, extremist or oppressive.

The members of the White Aryan Resistance group are a bunch of Hitlerites.

According to the book "Brecht & Co.," Margrete Steffin described her lover and collaborator Bertolt Brecht as an "emotional Hitlerite."

by Tunmy AuGratin February 28, 2006

Cunt wanger

Noun 1. (vulgar). A small erectile organ at the anterior or ventral part of the vulva homologous to the penis; the clitoris.

2. A female homosexual who assumes the dominant postion in a lesbian relationship who is partial to cunnilingus. See: Bull-dyke; Carpet muncher; Diesel-dyke.

Mariilyn Monroe is overheard on the tapes telling her psychiatrist that Joan Crawford was a real cunt wanger.

by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006

Cunt whiskers

The hair covering the female pudenda. Public hair.

Her cunt whiskers was so thick I nearly choked to death going down on da bitch.

by Tunmy AuGratin February 28, 2006