Definitions by TrousersPants

Under crackling 

Hard length of feaces( skidmark ) in underwear which homosexuals consider a delicacy..
It can also be used refering to girl friends and partners..

I had a great meal last night, I was that full I didn't have room for any under crackling.... so I finished the night ball humming and rimming
The misses had been baking all day, she'd saved me some Under Crackling in her knickers...

Under crackling by TrousersPants September 16, 2018

Under crackling 

Hard length of faeces in underwear ( skidmark) considered a delicacy by homosexuals....

I was so full after eating out I didn't have room for any under crackling....

Under crackling by TrousersPants September 15, 2018

Turdlishous 

The taste of women butt holes...

That girls arse was turdlishous.....

Turdlishous by TrousersPants September 15, 2018

T.G.P.L

The girls packed lunch...( you can eat her pussy and arse....

That chicks all T.G.P.L all day fella..

T.G.P.L by TrousersPants September 15, 2018

Cauliflower butt 

A person with piles (hemorrhoids)

The girls a cauliflower butt but still loves it up the bum...

Cauliflower butt by TrousersPants September 15, 2018

Trouser leg 

Someone who is about as much use as a third trouser leg...

Gilbert,he's a trouser leg. Absolutely useless...

Trouser leg by TrousersPants September 15, 2018