Dogs arse

A person with a extremely hairy bum..

Did you see John flashing his arse , the guys got a dogs arse... I'd be careful where I'd drop me pants if I was him....
"Johns arse is that hairy the only thing missing is a tail..".

by TrousersPants September 17, 2018

Cauliflower butt

A person with piles (hemorrhoids)

The girls a cauliflower butt but still loves it up the bum...

by TrousersPants September 15, 2018

T.G.P.L

The girls packed lunch...( you can eat her pussy and arse....

That chicks all T.G.P.L all day fella..

by TrousersPants September 15, 2018

Girl pants.

An effeminate man..... Or an affection greeting to a friend ( being silly)

The guy is

GIRL pants..
look how he minces around the gaff.....
Hey Girl pants whats happening?

by TrousersPants September 16, 2018

Turdlishous

The taste of arse... After rimming your partner you express it by saying, " That was Turdlishous" The ultimate compliment..

That chicks arse was turdlishous.. She's so clean you can eat her arse and pussy....

by TrousersPants September 17, 2018

Trouser leg

Someone who is about as much use as a third trouser leg...

Gilbert,he's a trouser leg. Absolutely useless...

by TrousersPants September 15, 2018