Definitions by Trooper Trahan

Soy Milk 

/soi milk/
nounNORTH AMERICAN
how regular milk introduces itself in Spanish

Oat Milk: Caray Bub, quién eres tú?
Milk: Soy milk!
Oat Milk: ¡Dios mío!

Soy Milk by Trooper Trahan July 21, 2021

Titsproportionate 

tits·pro·por·tion·ate

ˌtitsprəˈpôrSH(ə)nət/

adjective

When the breasts of a person are 2 different sizes.

"Geez Bub, that dear girl is so titsproportionate she won First and Third prize at the wet T-Shirt contest.

Titsproportionate by Trooper Trahan July 21, 2021

Moths In My Asshole 

It's the feeling you get when you leave a public restroom that has no toilet paper.

"Geez Bub, I got done pinchin' a loaf and a half. Couldn't find any T.P. and left feeling like there were Moths in my Asshole".
-Trooper Trahan-

Moths In My Asshole by Trooper Trahan July 13, 2021

Screavage 

Screav·age /skrēvij/
noun

when the pouch of skin that holds the testicles is visible, especially when exposed by a low-cut or crotch-less garment.

"Holy shit Bub! That guy was showing 6 inches of screavage!"

Screavage by Trooper Trahan October 8, 2018