2 definitions by Triston
A fat shit smelling bitch that doesn't take showers, doesn't know that soap was invented because he never uses it, he smells like papa johns cheese, he really loves fat bitches with a passion also he farts when he gets scared, he has his own gravitational pull, he looks like sherk's cousin, and smells like the swamp sherk's from.
by Triston December 4, 2017
A good, quality skate shoe company that classifies their products into "new school" (for those who actually intend to skate in them) "old school" (which are worn usually to make a statement, most popular are slip-ons) and most recently, "no school". Vans also makes a couple of lines that are worn by abnoxious, (I'd hate to say it, but...) posers. Most people that tend to diss Vans are really just dissing these lines, and rethink their critical views when they realize that Vans sponsors really worthy events, like the Vans Warped Tour.
Person 1: Cool shoes, those Vans?
Person 2: Yeah, they're my only pair
Person 1: Yeah, I don't tend to wear the old schools because I can't skate in them and they wear out easily
Person 2: I know, I like them worn though
Person 2: Yeah, they're my only pair
Person 1: Yeah, I don't tend to wear the old schools because I can't skate in them and they wear out easily
Person 2: I know, I like them worn though
by Triston July 18, 2005