Joke Hitler

#1: A person who has a history of killing jokes

#2: A person you try to avoid because they kill jokes so much

Guy #1: Why did the chicken cross the street?
Guy #2: Why?
Guy #1: To get to the other side!
Guy #1 + Guy #2: *Laugh*
Guy #3: Haha, Yeah. Like what was it thinking crossing a dangerous street like that?
Guy #1: heh.... haha
Guy #3: Like, "Hey, look at me i'm a chicken!" haha
Guy #2: *sigh*
Guy #3: I wonder if a cop would arrest the chicken for jaywalking. haha
Guy #1: Was i even talking to you?
Guy #3: ....I'll go back to my hole now. *walks away*
Guy #2: Dude, what a joke hitler.

by Trisepticon 4 July 04, 2009

Douchebag Move

To do something to someone else that was uncalled for and stupid, thus making yourself look like a total douche

If douchebag is the noun, then this is the verb.

That guy just tripped that lady into a water puddle. That was such a douchebag move.

by Trisepticon 4 July 06, 2009

Eek-A-Moo

A phrase that rolls off the tongue to describe a bull charging at you as fast as it can. Usually said whilst dodging or getting hit.

Man #1: Eek-A-Moo!

Man #2: Maybe we should tell him to take his red shirt off....

by Trisepticon 4 June 23, 2009

Fart Framed

To pass gas around someone that looks like they'd be the one that broke the wind, thus making everyone around said person to blame him.

Dude, i just fart framed that fat guy over there.

by Trisepticon 4 July 06, 2009