Definitions by Tricaratope womb raider
Fizzy Frenulum
When a guy tucks a mento in his foreskin and sticks his dick in a bottle of Coke while ejaculating at the same time.
“Hey dude what’s with the burns on your dick?”
“Oh I was just doing the ole Fizzy Frenulum last night.”
“Oh yea, what’s that brah?”
“It’s when I peel back my foreskin and tuck a mento under my sheath and then I let my foreskin roll over my glands and mento all the way back to the tip. Then I edge my shaft until I near climax at which time I submerge my throbbing, swollen, little member into the mouth of a 2 L of Coke. The force of my ejaculation and exploding Coke repel each other until I fly through the air back into my bed.”
“Wow bud. Maybe you should talk to someone about that”
*pats back, walks away*
“Oh I was just doing the ole Fizzy Frenulum last night.”
“Oh yea, what’s that brah?”
“It’s when I peel back my foreskin and tuck a mento under my sheath and then I let my foreskin roll over my glands and mento all the way back to the tip. Then I edge my shaft until I near climax at which time I submerge my throbbing, swollen, little member into the mouth of a 2 L of Coke. The force of my ejaculation and exploding Coke repel each other until I fly through the air back into my bed.”
“Wow bud. Maybe you should talk to someone about that”
*pats back, walks away*
Fizzy Frenulum by Tricaratope womb raider July 2, 2024
öbeldüç
A traditional Turkish greeting where a grandmother interlocks her toes with her granddaughters.
when you fill a vagina with baking flour, piss in it, and then fuck it until it turns to dough.
when you fill a vagina with baking flour, piss in it, and then fuck it until it turns to dough.
“that chick was like a baker last night.”
“Wym bro?”
“I mean it filled her with flour and turned her to dough.”
“Woah bro how did you think of that?”
“I didn’t. It actually has a name: öbeldüç“
“Wym bro?”
“I mean it filled her with flour and turned her to dough.”
“Woah bro how did you think of that?”
“I didn’t. It actually has a name: öbeldüç“
öbeldüç by Tricaratope womb raider July 2, 2024
Brown Nail
Remembers of shit left under your finger nail after a scat party.
A badly bruised nail bed caused by pressuring the prostate.
A badly bruised nail bed caused by pressuring the prostate.
“Hey bros how’s it going?”
*hand shake*
“Not too bad how about you?”
“Dude… what’s up with your nails? And what’s that smell?”
“I just finished up a dung festival?”
“A what?”
“A scat party!”
“Ew man! You got brown nail.”
*hand shake*
“Not too bad how about you?”
“Dude… what’s up with your nails? And what’s that smell?”
“I just finished up a dung festival?”
“A what?”
“A scat party!”
“Ew man! You got brown nail.”
Brown Nail by Tricaratope womb raider July 2, 2024
Giggleheimer
Giggleheimer by Tricaratope womb raider December 1, 2020
Fugazi
Fugazi is a derivation from an Italian word fugazi, "fake". Nothing, it's gone, none existent, no such thing exists
Mark Hanna: It’s all a fugazi. Do you know what fugazi is?
Jordan Belfort: Fugazi, it’s a fake…
Mark Hanna: Yeah, fugazi, fogazi. It’s a wazi, it’s a woozi. It’s…fairy dust. It doesn’t exist, it’s never landed, it is no matter, it’s not on the elemental charge. It’s not fucking real.
Jordan Belfort: Right.
Mark Hanna: Alright?
Jordan Belfort: Right.
-The Wolf Of Wall Street
Jordan Belfort: Fugazi, it’s a fake…
Mark Hanna: Yeah, fugazi, fogazi. It’s a wazi, it’s a woozi. It’s…fairy dust. It doesn’t exist, it’s never landed, it is no matter, it’s not on the elemental charge. It’s not fucking real.
Jordan Belfort: Right.
Mark Hanna: Alright?
Jordan Belfort: Right.
-The Wolf Of Wall Street
Fugazi by Tricaratope womb raider December 31, 2016