Definitions by Trevor Chapman

gronk 

...is an overweight woman who is very clumsy and sloppy. This woman is usually loud and has big feet!

That fat fucking gronk won't shut her mouth!

gronk by Trevor Chapman February 2, 2008

loop and shoot 

When side-shagging your girlfriend, the guy turns to his side to spew on her night table.

I fucked her so hard I had to loop and shoot all over her alarm clock!

loop and shoot by Trevor Chapman February 2, 2008

slugger 

Just before ejaculation, the male removes his erect penis and finshes on the female's right or left cheek. Upon ejacuation, the male slaps his dick agressively on the girls cheek, which has been covered in ejaculate, creating a red mark.

Dude, I gave that chick the biggest fucking slugger last night. She'll be red for a week!

slugger by Trevor Chapman February 2, 2008