Definitions by Trent Schoneweis

mobossa 

Short for "more bosser," or "more boss." Used to state that one thing is better than another.

Firehouse is way mobossa than Subway.

mobossa by Trent Schoneweis June 4, 2015

gummy tummy 

the end result of tummy sticks

Due to excessive body hair, gummy tummy was the bane of Jer-Bear's alternate lifestyle.

gummy tummy by Trent Schoneweis March 4, 2009

automo-bling

1. Things that a person adds to his car to make it stand out (usually shiny). From wheels to subs to spoilers.

2. A fancy car itself. Bentleys, Rolls Royces, Lambos etc.

1. “Look at all of the automo-bling on Johnny’s car. Like $4000 rims make a Kia nice.”

2. “Did you see Fiddy’s new automo-bling? He got the new 2010 Rolls before it even hit the production line!”

automo-bling by Trent Schoneweis February 22, 2008

left hand mousing 

the act of masturbating while using the computer.
i.e. your right hand is occupied, so you must navigate with your left.

bob: "hey man, are we going drinking tonight?"
bill: "naw man, i have a left hand mousing date with CSL0938 from adultfriendfinder."

left hand mousing by Trent Schoneweis August 22, 2007

cock-vomit

An organic fluid that usually contains spermatozoa. It is secreted by the gonads (sexual glands) and other sexual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals for fertilization of female ova. The process of discharge is called ejaculation; skeet; jizz; baby-potion; spunk

Jane: "You got cock-vomit in my hair again!"
Bill: "Sorry, I was aiming for the Kleenex. I Swear."

cock-vomit by Trent Schoneweis August 4, 2007