Definitions by Trent Kuver

Giggle Hurts 

The scale in which side pain cause by laughing is gauged.

That shit was so funny. That was about 5 giggle hurts!

Giggle Hurts by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

Recapitated 

Having ones head put back on. Usually only able to be done with zombies or in cartoons.

Hey, Steve was recapitated!
Nice to see you didn't completely lose your head!!!!

Recapitated by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

Redebilitated

Having a disability come back. Sometimes what some consider a cure is actually a cause of a disability. Being rehabilitated and then plunging back into the abyss.

It's too bad that Jason was redebilitated.
Yah, I thought everything was working out.

Redebilitated by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

Taardvark 

A retarded aardvark.

Did you see that anteater trying to eat a banana? What a taardvark.

Taardvark by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

Geronimous 

Anonymously jumping yelling geronimo...

Geronimous is a stupid word.

Geronimous by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

Slaminate 

To laminate with force. To have one object become connected with another object due to an impact or a high level of speed or force applied.

Joey tried to do a kick flip off of those stairs. I thought he was going to slaminate his face to the pavement!

Slaminate by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

Chiropractically 

Where a chiropracter almost fixes what's wrong, but not completely.
The motto they all live under - Don't completely fix it or we're out a job.

After the injury, I was chiropractically fixed up.

Chiropractically by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009