Definitions by Trainius M

Saltrese Falcon 

A Himalayan take on the classic pink sock. Must be performed at high altitudes for obvious safety reasons. Once pink sock is achieved, immediately throw your partner into the frozen snow, producing a pink popsicle that is most enjoyable fireside, preferrebly on a falcon feather down blanket.

Dude! Last night, after we hiked all the way up to our mountain chalet, that crazy bitch, Linda, let me go straight popsicle on her asshole. It was my first ever Saltrese Falcon! I was flying so high!

Saltrese Falcon by Trainius M November 23, 2018

Sneezer Salad 

When you cum so hard into your girlfriends mouth that cum comes out her nose. You must then toss romaine lettuce and Parmesan cheese with the “sneezed out “ cum dressing and serve cold.

Kendall , with her deviated septum, can make the fuck out of a sneezer salad

Sneezer Salad by Trainius M November 22, 2018

Band of Brothers 

When you and you best friends rubber band your cocks together to really show a lady a good time.

Mitzi went camping with Martin, Ben, Lyle and Todd last night. They gave her a fireside Band of Brothers that had her screaming all night in ecstasy.

Band of Brothers by Trainius M November 12, 2018

BirdBath 

Cumming and Shitting at the exact same time

Adam couldn't help himself and birdbathed as soon as Juan came out of the bathroom.

BirdBath by Trainius M November 1, 2018