Definitions by Tragic Story

American Dad 

Something put out for the sole purpose of making new Family Guy episodes seem funnier by comparison.

"This sucks, its just a crappy rip off. Family Guy is so much better!"

American Dad by Tragic Story May 5, 2005

UFC 

Ultimate Fighting Championship. Originally a multi-style free for all which was dominated by Royce Grace of the Grace Jujitsu family. There were 3 rules: No biting, no eye gouging, stop when the opponent taps out. Eventually, this became a joke as a serious fight and now has the feel of staged entertainment. New rules include rounds, points, TKO, throwing in the towel and the 5 minute “grand entrances” and trash talk about settling “grudges.”

I just saw UFC 248! 3 hours of trash talking, 20 minutes of "fighters" circling each other and 5 seoncds of fighting before the ref called the match! And it only cost $14.99 on pay per view!

UFC by Tragic Story December 22, 2004

Blue Flu 

The cop's version of going on strike. Since they can't legally strike they all call in sick.

When the city threatened to reduce pensions, the NYPD came down with a bad case of the blue flu.

Blue Flu by Tragic Story December 22, 2004

acute lead poisoning

A forensic's "in-joke" meaning shot. Made prominent by Dr. Snow, a leading froensic archaeologist.

Cause of death: acute lead poisoning in the cranium. (shot in the head)

acute lead poisoning by Tragic Story December 22, 2004

Ouija board

A board game sold by Parker Bros. based off of a Victorian-era parlor game. The name comes from joining the French & German word for yes “oui” & ja” together. The pointer moves because of overcompensation by one person to the involuntary hand movement of the other, which is why it takes two people to work. Once the pointer start moving, one person subconsciously “answers” the question asked the other asked and involuntarily moves towards the answer. Which is why “the board” only answers in languages the players speak and can’t answer questions to which the players don't know.

The only satanic thing about this game is the amount of money Parker Bros. make off of this scam.

Skeptic:
"Ouija, who were the first two men in space?"

Players & Board:
"...."

Ouija board by Tragic Story September 28, 2004

balco

New favorite chant of Boston Red Sox fans, seeming to overtake yankees suck in popularity this season.

Baaaallll-Cooo Baaaallll-Cooo

balco by Tragic Story April 19, 2004

GIGO 

Garbage In; Garbage Out

"I heard Microsoft is coming out with another update."

"pfft, GIGO."

GIGO by Tragic Story February 27, 2004