8 definitions by Tragic Story

American Dad

Something put out for the sole purpose of making new Family Guy episodes seem funnier by comparison.

"This sucks, its just a crappy rip off. Family Guy is so much better!"

by Tragic Story May 5, 2005

Blue Flu

The cop's version of going on strike. Since they can't legally strike they all call in sick.

When the city threatened to reduce pensions, the NYPD came down with a bad case of the blue flu.

by Tragic Story December 22, 2004

balco

New favorite chant of Boston Red Sox fans, seeming to overtake yankees suck in popularity this season.

Baaaallll-Cooo Baaaallll-Cooo

by Tragic Story April 20, 2004

acute lead poisoning

A forensic's "in-joke" meaning shot. Made prominent by Dr. Snow, a leading froensic archaeologist.

Cause of death: acute lead poisoning in the cranium. (shot in the head)

by Tragic Story December 22, 2004

GIGO

Garbage In; Garbage Out

"I heard Microsoft is coming out with another update."

"pfft, GIGO."

by Tragic Story February 27, 2004

yankees suck

The favorite chant of red sox fans.

Yankees suck! Yankees suck! Yankees suck! (you get the idea)

by Tragic Story February 27, 2004

Ouija board

A board game sold by Parker Bros. based off of a Victorian-era parlor game. The name comes from joining the French & German word for yes “oui” & ja” together. The pointer moves because of overcompensation by one person to the involuntary hand movement of the other, which is why it takes two people to work. Once the pointer start moving, one person subconsciously “answers” the question asked the other asked and involuntarily moves towards the answer. Which is why “the board” only answers in languages the players speak and can’t answer questions to which the players don't know.

The only satanic thing about this game is the amount of money Parker Bros. make off of this scam.

Skeptic:
"Ouija, who were the first two men in space?"

Players & Board:
"...."

by Tragic Story September 28, 2004