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knobjokey
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A person who makes
jokes
about
door
and cabinet knobs, but is often misunderstood to be a
knobjockey
.
Did you hear the hilarious
one
that knobjokey told about the
oak
door
who met the elm cabinet?
knobjokey
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Trae C.
March 21, 2008
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speakerphonbia
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A deathly
fear
of participating in
conversation
on a speaker
phone
.
Liz's extreme
case
of speakerphonbia limited her ability to find an
office
job
.
speakerphonbia
by
Trae C.
February 25, 2008
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honkybine
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An
Anglo
-
American
prostitute
.
She was
working
the streets
as a honkybine to pay the
rent
.
honkybine
by
Trae C.
February 20, 2008
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fartifacts
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The
lingering
effects of gas that
has been
passed
.
Even
though Tyrone farted 30 minutes ago, the fartifacts are
still
unbearable
.
fartifacts
by
Trae C.
February 20, 2008
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