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Definitions by Totes Hassles

Back-seat Driving 

The person who ALWAYS has to micro-manage EVERYTHING, constantly looking over your shoulder, adding their opinions, and what they deem to be a more proficient way of doing whatever it is, added as corrections to the thing that you are doing in the right way in the first instance.
"Buddy, STOP BACK-SEAT DRIVING!!!

Mulchbagging 

Apparently...
The act of killing someone, having sex to completion inside the body, burying it, then digging them back up again 3 months later, whereupon you cover the vagina with your mouth and get a trusted friend to jump in the corpse, firing you're own now-stale and possibly now-mouldy semen back into your mouth.
Yee-agh!!!
WTF?????
"That putrid maggot is into MULCHBAGGING 3-month-old corpses..."
Mulchbagging by Totes Hassles April 13, 2023
Imagining damage.
"I am currently DEMAGING this gronk's face once I'm through with it!!!"
Demaging by Totes Hassles March 11, 2023