Totally not a Sam's definitions

Sam

A decent guy. If he likes you, he’ll care for you. If not, he’s probably an asshole. He’s usually a pretty funny guy that doesn’t get enough recognition.

Man, I really hate Sam.
What do you mean? He’s pretty nice to me.

by Totally not a Sam October 25, 2020

IRDCWAYTM

IRDCWAYTM Stands for, I really don’t care, why are you texting me? This can be used anytime someone random texts you something you really don’t care about, and when you don’t want to talk to them.

Enemy: My Grandma died yesterday.
Me: IRDCWAYTM

by Totally not a Sam October 25, 2020

Joe Biden

America’s savior. He has morals, has decency, can appeal to centrists, and wants to bring America together, not drive it apart.

I’m voting for Joe Biden

by Totally not a Sam October 25, 2020