Definitions by Totally not a Sam

IRDCWAYTM

IRDCWAYTM Stands for, I really don’t care, why are you texting me? This can be used anytime someone random texts you something you really don’t care about, and when you don’t want to talk to them.

Enemy: My Grandma died yesterday.
Me: IRDCWAYTM

IRDCWAYTM by Totally not a Sam October 25, 2020

Joe Biden

America’s savior. He has morals, has decency, can appeal to centrists, and wants to bring America together, not drive it apart.

I’m voting for Joe Biden

Joe Biden by Totally not a Sam October 25, 2020

Sam 

A decent guy. If he likes you, he’ll care for you. If not, he’s probably an asshole. He’s usually a pretty funny guy that doesn’t get enough recognition.

Man, I really hate Sam.
What do you mean? He’s pretty nice to me.

Sam by Totally not a Sam October 25, 2020