Definitions by Top Hat Cat Rat

homobitchien

A more intellectual way to say bitch.

"A bitch of a human. simply put "a bitch"

Greg is such a homobitchien

When you have a gay problem. Can be both used to say a stupid problem or an actual gay problem.

I can never decide where to eat. I have a gayblem.

Jake can't choose which guy he likes more. He has a gayblem.