Tool man's definitions

sexquatch

When a man is having sex with a girls whose vagina is so hairy his dick gets tangled up in it.

Dude. If you fuck Heather be careful . You’ll get your dick caught in that sexquatch beaver.

by Tool man December 14, 2017

cocktarianpuss

A micromanaging boss who is a cock and thinks he is running shit but is really a puss.

That cocktarianpuss returned my report for corrections again. I can’t stand his fucking know it all ass.

by Tool man December 16, 2017

rank piss

Dark urine that smells horrible.

Goddamn. Who took the rank piss in the commode and didn’t flush it.

by Tool man December 28, 2017

oral thumb fuck

The art of licking a girls clit while fucking her pussy with your thumb.

Sheila loves it when I oral thumb fuck her. She always creams all over my face.

by Tool man April 23, 2018