big bitch pants

Metaphor for confidence

Antithesis of depends
Kat blue printed that sorry ass boy fuck

who expressed he wanted a cookie

She kept her big bitch pants on and found the Italian lover who wanted the whole goddamn bakery

His name was Tony of course
by Tonythetiler November 26, 2017
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Big bitch pants

When the woman is confident beyond the freshly douched fresh scent

When she butches up and leaves her mark on the world

Blueprinting a new way of thinking upon anyone in her path
Snow White Kat put her Big bitch pants on and kissed her prince charming and woke his sorry ass up His name was Tony you know like an Italian job Thought he was a great lover and all

Now he says when Kat puts on her big bitch pants that he is blueprinted into a new tail she woke up prince charming

Moral of the story if a girl named Kat puts on her big bitch pants you're going to be pussy whipped Italian or not
by Tonythetiler November 21, 2017
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dishorderly conduct

I can't find anything in the rats nest
So my life's choices lead to this conclusion.
I am guilty of dishorderly conduct.
I found myself in the maze I created holding on to things while I let myself go
by Tonythetiler December 19, 2021
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Marital aid

Marital aid earplugs
Whenever she gets on a rant I just slip on my marital aid
by Tonythetiler December 18, 2016
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Mason shit-show

One man mixing mortar in a Mason truck, then sliding hot load to grout pump, then
shooting caustic load thru shotcrete gun.
Tony the tiler doing it all vertical concrete and all. Following points in space fixing walls making plumb out of naughty twisted juniper wood framing.
He calls it sweetest plumb the point painted in Sistine Chapel. Man touching God, all man ever was at that moment, attempting perfection while ballancing on a scaffold.His master mason Ed Medley free of the burden in this life used to call it God. To see Tony the tiler obviously maxed out doing the toil of a Hottie Mason helper

One mason shit-show.

Level headed driven by plumb crazy.
by Tonythetiler January 29, 2022
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Male appropriatism

Changing a words use by covert male narcissists who seek to denigrate women
Dont you try to gaslight me with your male appropriatism your obviously seeking to denigrate me with your male company's 4 dollar words

Cleary you are a gum chewing leg lifting male who gives boys a bad name
by Tonythetiler December 27, 2020
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cruise ship lunches

Don't pack a bown bag lunch on this job

We got Tony the Tiler. That sweetest plum squeeze of his sends him off with cruise ship lunches. Oh yeah words out that feed is 3 star.
by Tonythetiler April 17, 2021
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