Arse Lawn

Arse Lawn is the hair that is found around your arse hole and gooch.

There's nothing worse than ripping out your Arse Lawn pulling Gruff Nuts

by Tony Balony the Phony September 01, 2021

Gooch

The small part of the body found between the balls and beginning of your arse crack.

I wiped my arse a little too far and smeared shit on my gooch.

by Tony Balony the Phony October 24, 2018

Slurry Guts

An extremely loose female of low self esteem and morals, often refered to as a slut, who has had a train of men fuck her thus filling her guts with cum/slurry.

That Neiko bitch is a slurry guts whore.

by Tony Balony the Phony August 24, 2018

Gruff Nuts

Gruff Nuts are the round balls of poo that get entangled in your Arse Lawn.
They are very similar to Dingle Berries , the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that entangled that removing them means ripping free the arse hair they are tied up in.

Should have heard my house mate screaming this morning ripping free his Gruff Nuts.

by Tony Balony the Phony September 01, 2021

Cock Muck

The white, sperm free substance that comes from a mans dick after having the snip.

When you blow your load of cock muck in a slut theres no chance she will fall pregnant.

by Tony Balony the Phony February 23, 2019

Gruff Nuts

Gruff Nuts are the little balls of poo that find themselves entangled with your bum fuzz.
Gruff Nuts are similar to dingle berries, the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that tied up in your bum hair that to pick them free means ripping out a good patch of arse lawn.

My house mate was screaming in pain this morning picking out all his gruff Nuts.

by Tony Balony the Phony September 01, 2021

Deuce Duped Dickhead

Deuce Duped Dickhead is always a good hearted male. His good heart is used against him by the same female not once but twice. After being burnt in a relationship once, he gets manipulated and sucked back in to the same relationship with lies and false promises, only to get burnt again, more often than not the next day. The male will then be ignored and forever wonder why the female, who is obviously a game player with no heart, would ever do this to him.

"Did you hear the big fella is a Deuce Duped Dickhead?"

"The good hearted, understanding bloke?"

"Yep"

"That poor guy."

by Tony Balony the Phony March 25, 2019